The world is a place that increasingly makes less and less sense the deeper you dig.
And nothing makes quite as little sense as YouTuber Bryan Hawnâs latest foray into pop culture commentary.
Is it commentary? Weâre not sure what weâre watching, actually.
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In the below video, Hawn performs a cover of Katy Perryâs 2016 Rio Olympics theme âRiseâ in an American flag bikini bottom. If youâre at all familiar with Bryan, a lot of ass-shakery ensues. If thatâs your kind of thing, great.
Then he comes out as a sexy Zika-carrying mosquito, and weâre left wondering if there was any sort of thought behind the self-congratulatory skinfest other than⌠actually, we canât think of one good explanation for any of this.
If youâre looking for a few minutes to kill, watch below. Warning: you will never get this time back, so use it wisely.
bryanhawn
Katy Perry released a song about surviving the competition of the Olympics. The video draws awareness that the competition is not the only thing they should be surviving, but also survive the mosquitoes. It is a bit humorous that the most athletic athletes in the world are sent into a deadly mosquito infested location to compete. Glad I could clear up for you what seemed to be obvious to everyone else. For everyone emailing me about my ASS workout, here is the link: http://www.lulu.com/shop/bryan-hawn/the-list-what-the-top-fitness-models-dont-want-you-to-know/ebook/product-21670800.html It contains the 3 best exercises for an perfect ass including one I invented myself đ ENJOY
Captain proton
@bryanhawn: What about all the people NOT emailing you about your ass workout?
Dave Downunder
Self indulgent tripe. Who is this joker anyway?
oregonduckbrad
Ugh. Her again?? I can’t stand this idgit.
Stefan
He should just do porn and forget the singing.
tardis
Lol, okay.
ChuckF
Let the man enjoy himself! He’s having fun and doing it for a good cause.
neemer5
Yeah this is pretty self indulgent and self absorbed. I laughed so hard watching this, mainly because I know he’s taking himself seriously. This is better than “What, What, in the Butt.”
neemer5
@bryanhawn: What’s obvious to everyone is that this video is self indulgent, self loving bullshit. You realize people are making fun of this like crazy, right? Someone needs to submit this self loving crap to Tosh.0
robho3
If anyone knows anything about Bryan they know he has a couple of screws loose….. You all should watch the YouTube video of him raising a hyena in his 8th floor Miami beach apt. He is nice to look at I have to give him that but he is all kinds of crazy.