Back in June, we tipped you off to YouTuber Bryan Hawn‘s latest pop culture commentary: a beguiling burlesque set to Katy Perry’s “Rise” that found him trudging around a beach alternately wearing a star-spangled bikini, and then a pair of monstrous mosquitos wings, a form-fitting skeeter head, and posing trunks.
Here’s a refresher:
After we posted the video, Hawn was nice enough to write into the comments section to clear up any lingering confusion:
Katy Perry released a song about surviving the competition of the Olympics. The video draws awareness that the competition is not the only thing they should be surviving, but also survive the mosquitoes. It is a bit humorous that the most athletic athletes in the world are sent into a deadly mosquito infested location to compete. Glad I could clear up for you what seemed to be obvious to everyone else. For everyone emailing me about my ASS workout, here is the link. It contains the 3 best exercises for an perfect ass including one I invented myself 😉 ENJOY
Well, now he’s back with his latest foray into… performance art?… and it’s set to The Chainsmokers’ “Closer.” This time, he’s tussling around on the beach with model Armando Flores, sometimes throwing sand around just to be that way, and otherwise showing off his latest pair of Speedos.
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Since we’re not Joseph Campbell, we needn’t get down to the nitty-gritty as to what it all means for the culture. Instead, we can just leave the (not entirely safe for work) clip here for you.
Watch:
ugenegod
I wish he would porn with lots of comedy such as a “Deep Throat” the gays.
robho3
I feel like I just watch a soft core porn…
Paco
It was like watching Zoolander.
topsyturvy
I fall on my knees at worship at that ass. Then I want to bury my face in it. And then I want to bury something else in it … D*E*E*P
Billy Budd
Sometimes I wonder why ALL the men in the world aren’t gay or bisexual. Men can be so beautiful. It is irresistible. Everybody should try a man at least once in their lifetimes and acquire hands on experience of the benefits.
Jack Meoff
So who is the Aramndo Flores guy? Says he is a model but does that mean porn actor? I googled but can’t find him.
oregonduckbrad
Ugh. THIS guy, again??