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Bryan Safi Knows An Awful Lot About The Bachmann’s Sex Life… And We Mean Awful

Bryan Safi may no longer host That’s Gay but that doesn’t mean that he’s gonna let everyone else make fun of the gay news bit for him. No siree. He just throws on a wig and an ascot and goes to town as the ultra-straight Marcus Bachmann.

Marcus must have his hands full these days, what with his wife Michele headlining another anti-gay conference and gay barbarians overrunning his ex-gay clinic. But Safi’s here to tell you that the Bachmann’s always make time to stuff Marcus’ soft penis into Michele’s vagina and cry; whenever she’s not busy signing pro-slavery statements that she didn’t read, that is.

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7 Comments

  • OneVoice

    Yet another incompetent post from DANIEL VILLARREAL.

  • Lefty

    Haha, fantastic!
    Bryan Safi is so funny.

  • Henry

    @OneVoice: We understand, Mr. Bachmann’s penis is just too soft for you. It’s too soft for Michele. It’s too soft for everyone!

  • Robbie K.

    LOL..love it…

  • B-Rock

    Yay!

    Bryan, don’t ever leave us!

  • Neue

    I go to Ex-Gay camp once a year or so, it’s a GREAT place to get laid.

  • Jim

    At the very least, it seems he has a good taste in music.

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