Buckle Up!

Introducing “The Curve,” just one of the new-fangled male chastity belts available from CB-2000.

What’s so special about this particular model? Size, of course: “Designed for the longer male. The natural flow of lines in this model naturally conforms with the penis and body. The slim lines makes it easily worn under clothing. It is vented with curving lines and custom openings making it 100% hygienic.”

Sheesh, what’s the point of hygiene if you’re not going to use it?!