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Bullied At School? Email This MMA Fighter And He’ll, Uh, Remove The Jerk

“Anybody that’s getting bullied in the whole U.S. can shoot me an email at [email protected],” says former WWE performer and MMA fighter Daniel Puder, who offers these simple instructions: “You email me, I’ll go fly to your school … and we’ll go talk to the bullies for you.” Yeah. Talk. Maybe GLSEN should put this guy on retainer.

And bring Sassy Gay Friend Brian Gallivan with him.

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15 Comments

  • Carl

    I want Daniel to come console me. He’s got the right tools!

  • A lesbian Slenderfriend

    @GAYS DIE: Yeah? Well next time you drive past some trees, try not to look too hard – next time, it’ll be YOUR organs stuffed into plastic bags.

  • A lesbian Slenderfriend

    @GAYS DIE: Oh, and while you’re at it, take a look at this:
    [img]http://mistressarceus.deviantart.com/favourites/#/d2d2j8l[/img]

  • Devon

    @GAYS DIE:

    Good lord, trolls these days. You young people put no effort into it.

    Back in my day trolling meant something.

  • Carsen Tyler

    Oh man if this offer was around when I was in middle school, I would’ve jumped on it immediately. I don’t even want to think about all the money I’ve spent and fought with my health insurance for, just to repair injuries caused by my bullies. Seriously one of them is now a starter for a top tier NCAA football team, he spent 4 years throwing whatever he could find at my head, so yeah my brain is f-d up.

  • wannabegay2

    violence is not the answer.

  • J in K

    @GAYS DIE:

    Another slow day at Saxby Chambliss HQ?

    I think the borked ass rating system gave that shithead a thumbs up even though I clicked directly on the red thumbs down icon. :/

  • UpStaircase

    I can just imagine : “Dear Aryan Superman. DO come to my school to beat up these black gangstas who are picking on me!”

  • The Milkman

    @GAYS DIE: It’s nice that the group home lets you use the computer sometimes.

  • GAYS DIE

    I am sorry I get carried away with my posts sometimes guys…….You have to realize I am really, really cranky lately. I have been getting barebacked a lot recently at my favorite cruise area. I just love having men fuck my fat ass and dump their loads in my ass. After that, I have to waddle down the stairs to my filthy apartment in my Mommy’s house and sit while the swelling goes down. Being that I am so grossly obese it is tough to find a good position to sit without being in so much pain……..I hope you can understand.

  • kenny

    @GAYS DIE:

    I think its a given by all of us that you are a pathetic attention whore and an ignorant idiot troll.

  • jason

    He has such a nicely shaped torso. Ravish my apple breast with your big mouth, Daniel.

  • kenny

    @GAYS DIE:

    Sounds like personal problems to me.Might I suggest to you a psychiatrist who likes a challenge? Moron .

  • Superman

    Give me poster #2’s IP address and I’ll get Daniel Puder to pay him a visit. It’ll turn out to be one of Queerty’s most helpful posts.

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