“Which couple are hiding a rather unorthodox sex secret? Both prefer the same sex and use their ‘showmance’ purely to rake in lucrative advertising deals.” [The Mirror via Gawker]
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would love it if this were posh and becks
Okie
Kermit and Miss Piggy?
darek
Jada Pinkeet-Smith and her hubby Will
darek
Jada-Pinkett-Smith*
Matthew Bardsley
DUH. Heidi and Spencer.
Daedalus
“Showmance” suggests some sort of reality TV show. And I wonder if “unorthodox” is also a coded reference to Judaism? Ok, stumped.
seitan-on-a-stick
Carrie Ann and Bruno?
Shawn
Since this started in the UK, I’m going to guess that it’s that Jordan and Pete (I think those are their names). He definitely sets off my gaydar. The first time I saw him posed with her and learned they were a couple, I was quite surprised. And they both are very tabloid friendly and will show up for the opening of an envelope.
fredo777
I’m thinking Heidi + Spencer, too, but the unorthodox line also made me wonder about Judaism, like Daedalus said.
Hmmm
kevin
heidi? Spencer? Jordan? Pete? who are these people? I can’t keep up with you rascals! Not sure I want to!
Darth Paul
Efron/Hudgens gets my vote. Zac is a Jew…and they’re both showboating retards.
Alan down in Florida
I’ll cast my vote with Darth Paul on this one.