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But We’ve Always Known Dolphins Are Just Gay Sharks

For mainstream America, Glee‘s big return this week was also a teaching moment: Brittany shared news that dolphins are really just gay sharks. The quote blew up Twitter. It made our friends think could be funny by repeating the line. But of course, this is something we have known for years.

Lesbian twin rockers Tegan and Sarah knew:

YouTube satirists knew:

And so did this goy:

And then there are these actual gay sharks:

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On:           Apr 16, 2010
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    • alan brickman

      Those bastards!!! i just knew it!!…lol

      Apr 16, 2010 at 7:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ksyxx

      Seriously… people joke about dolphins, but their more vicious than folks realize. They’ll kill a porpoise for shits and giggles, attack a poor shark for just minding its own business and they’ll rape /anything/ including people just to call you its bitch afterward….

      Apr 16, 2010 at 10:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • j

      @Ksyxx: Fuckin’ hardcore bastards the lot of them

      Apr 17, 2010 at 6:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Phabulous Phoenix (Back From The Black Hole Known As Mesa, Arizona)

      @Ksyxx: Don’t forget the infanticide and orgies. And don’t forget that Orcas (killer whales) are members of the dolphin families…and now, thanks to Sea World, have a taste for human blood.

      Apr 18, 2010 at 12:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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