Bryan Hawn is a mystery, and perhaps he’s a mystery best left unsolved.
We hope so. We really do. Because we can’t begin to understand what he’s doing to all these donuts in his latest music video “parody.”
Set to a song called “Starving” by an artist named Hailee Steinfeld — have you heard of Hailee Steinfeld? Thoughts? — Hawn’s new music video “parody” finds him cozying up to all manner of French cruller, all while dressed in his signature Speedo.
If any of you have interpretations as to what it all means, we’d love to hear. And while you’re at it: Is there a God?