Unsolved Mysteries

Can You Explain What Bryan Hawn Is Doing To That Donut In His Latest Music Video?


Bryan Hawn is a mystery, and perhaps he’s a mystery best left unsolved.

We hope so. We really do. Because we can’t begin to understand what he’s doing to all these donuts in his latest music video “parody.”

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Set to a song called “Starving” by an artist named Hailee Steinfeld — have you heard of Hailee Steinfeld? Thoughts? — Hawn’s new music video “parody” finds him cozying up to all manner of French cruller, all while dressed in his signature Speedo.

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If any of you have interpretations as to what it all means, we’d love to hear. And while you’re at it: Is there a God?