Hey, guess what? Taylor Swift is walking stridently, determinedly down a long steely corridor — while wearing a hoodie. (Get it?)
Wait, hold everything: Now she’s bucking expectations by being extremely futuristic in a body stocking. (Catch out drift?)
And now? Well, now she’s turned into a cyborgian fusion of flesh and fetish. Oh damn, she’s sitting astride a beautiful hologrammic horse! (How much more slyly subversive can an artist possibly be??)
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Seriously, is there anything Tay-Tay can’t do? Besides land a catchy chorus?
Judging by the video for her latest single “…Ready For It,” directed by Joseph Kahn, the answer is definitively “No.”
Take a look here:
Wait, sorry. Here…
mattachinepodcast
Yawn… Why does the world worship this woman??
Jaxton
I see Joseph Kahn’s behind, and it’s not pretty.
Eiswirth
I’ve never found this woman the least bit interesting. She’s like so many other pop stars: she can carry a tune, but her voice has no character or anything distinct to offer — there’s no vibrato, no beauty of tone — just boring, monotonous sound. When people are reduced to wearing outrageous costumes and surrounding themselves with gorgeous backup singers and dancers, instead of just singing, there’s a reason. There are very few good singers still working, but she is not one of them.
Thad
Not a good song…I cut it off halfway through. Taylor Swift tends to do songs I either love or hate. She butchered “Silent Night” on a holiday special. But “Shake It Off” is awesome.