There’s a lot going on in this weekend Twitter share from “world’s hottest math teacher” Pietro Boselli.
Our eyes are first drawn to one glaring focal point, located somewhere above Pietro’s knees and somewhere below his wedged-between-two-sculpted-abs belly button.
Thank heaven for lycra, that’s all we really have to say about it.
But then there’s this double-whammy — Pietro has a hot non-sculpted brother. He’s like a more real version of Pietro — big mac instead of six pack — and we’re totally into it.
Here’s the share that set the internet’s eyes ablaze:
— Pietro Boselli (@pietrobose) December 3, 2016
And naturally, Twitter had a lot to say, although nobody seemed to notice the hot guy in the towel:
@pietrobose oh let me feel your bulge, puhleeeease!!!
— fkrkekejdnfncjdjdjd (@roiroyroi) December 3, 2016
@pietrobose BULGING HELL ????
— nathan (@YepItsNathan) December 3, 2016
@pietrobose looks like someones packing ?
— BiBritBoi (@BiBritBoi) December 4, 2016
— Mikey K ?? (@Mikey_Moo) December 5, 2016