There’s a lot going on in this weekend Twitter share from “world’s hottest math teacher” Pietro Boselli.
Our eyes are first drawn to one glaring focal point, located somewhere above Pietro’s knees and somewhere below his wedged-between-two-sculpted-abs belly button.
Related: Never-Not-Sexy Pietro Boselli Models Olympic Gear — Including A Speedo
Thank heaven for lycra, that’s all we really have to say about it.
But then there’s this double-whammy — Pietro has a hot non-sculpted brother. He’s like a more real version of Pietro — big mac instead of six pack — and we’re totally into it.
Here’s the share that set the internet’s eyes ablaze:
Bro in town. Late autumnal vigour. ?? https://t.co/s1QV4AsbzJ pic.twitter.com/eQyM4dOp0b
— Pietro Boselli (@pietrobose) December 3, 2016
Related: A Day In The Life Of Pietro Boselli Is As Charmed (And Hot) As You’d Imagine
And naturally, Twitter had a lot to say, although nobody seemed to notice the hot guy in the towel:
@pietrobose oh let me feel your bulge, puhleeeease!!!
— fkrkekejdnfncjdjdjd (@roiroyroi) December 3, 2016
@pietrobose BULGING HELL ????
— nathan (@YepItsNathan) December 3, 2016
@pietrobose looks like someones packing ?
— BiBritBoi (@BiBritBoi) December 4, 2016
Me RN after @pietrobose posted that pic… pic.twitter.com/kHIJkXWlWL
— Mikey K ?? (@Mikey_Moo) December 5, 2016
Arconcyyon
Prof is her boy magic boy freinds Prof ! Am is no undesrtand number geometric number no !
crowebobby
I prefer the bros’ face. A couple months in the gym and a good waxing would take care of the body. Please let him know I’m available.
cleancut123
@cleancut123 why a couple of months in the gym? not all gays have to look super ripped and have perfect bodies. There are many guys who are into a more natural body type, and would be all over him just the way he is.
brandlover
I agree with @cleancut 123: He’s hot just the way he is. What a cutie!
ProfessorMoriarty
^^^ Like me, especially if he’s as smart as his brother. Brains… THAT is sexy.
Juanjo
Bro is a fine looking young man just the way he is. No ne4ed for gym or waxing.
silveroracle
Very nice.
CarlIsle
I’d choose the natural brother with chest hair and no six pack every time. Gorgeous!
crowebobby
I imagine all you guys saying he doesn’t need the gym or waxing are replying to my comment. I was talking about for my taste only, I definitely don’t like the “ripped” bodies, but I think bro is out of shape even for a “regular” guy. And I happen to like smooth bodies . . . preferably, naturally smooth. Since I’m never going to meet him and wouldn’t stand a chance in hell if I did, they’re moot points.
SumSay
@crowebobby: It’s funny you say that, cause Pietro is pretty much what you would expect if he actually took your criticism.
I think he’s fine the way he is as well, but if he wants to put on muscle and add some abs, I wouldn’t be opposed to it.
charlie_jackpot
Apparently using the word c**k means I can’t post – basically was trying to say he doesn’t appear to be packing much
i43neile
… my dyslexia kicked in and I read that as “adorable boner”
or maybe it’s just my pervy mind.
Josiah Freshmount
I like the brother better as I still appreciate the non clone look.
strix1
Is that Filippo or Carlo? I vote for bro…but I would totally go back to school if Pietro was one of my teachers!