Can You Survive Louis Virtel’s Haunted Haus Of Horrible Gay Fears?

You know what scares Verbal Vogueing YouTube-lebrity Louis Virtel? No, it’s not the haggy she-demon known as Ann Coulter. It’s one-ply toilet paper, CBS’ Fall Season, Madonna‘s exoskeleton, and the year when Michael Jackson looked just like Janeane Garofalo.

Be sure to stick around to hear his scariest pick-up lines like “I think that heaven’s missing an angel, so I’m going to kill you” and “You’re so sweet you give me a toothache in my balls.” Sca-larious.

Via Towleroad