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Can’t a Police Officer Spit A Gay Porn Rap On YouTube Without Getting Hauled In To Answer For It?

The supposedly rowdy Australian men seen in this video “were on the verge of arrest,” the Sydney Morning Herald reports, for getting all jocular and referring to police as “makin’ bacon.” But they were not arrested — they were joined, by Brisbane’s Constable David Jay. He delivered his own rap battle return with a line that rhymed “homo” and “watching gay porn in slow-mo.” Hah! Cue groups like PFLAG calling for disciplinary action: “If that tape makes it to the police hierarchy, he should be hauled over the coals because there’s absolutely no need for that. He should certainly be spoken to about it and it’s not acceptable language by anybody.” But other reports say Jay “won respect from hip-hop acolytes for his cool-headed handling of a raucous crowd of drunken MCs.” Probably also true! Full video below: