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“Can’t I Just Have Mayonnaise?” Whines O’Reilly Over “Gay” Commercial

One almost feels bad for Bill O’Reilly. The right wing blow hard simply can’t wrap his little head around Heinz’s new mayonnaise commercial, which features a two men kissing. In an effort to digest the mayonnaise advert, which began airing in Britain this week, O’Reilly brought it up on his eponymous show.

Unfortunately for Bill O, no one else seems as offended. Watch the clip, after the jump. And, yes, we included the “scandalous” commercial above. Why? Because it’s cute and, also, because we kind of have a crush on the deli man….

On:           Jun 20, 2008
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    • queerunity

      wow im so glad the media is focusing on important issues

      Jun 20, 2008 at 10:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fredo777

      He’s a nutter. And it’s sad, but true, what she said about the reason you’d likely never see that commercial running here on mainstream networks. “Oh, it’s pushing the gay agenda! I’ll never eat mayo again! What about my kids’ sandwiches!?@”


      Jun 20, 2008 at 10:17 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Woof

      I agree with you on the deli man.

      Jun 20, 2008 at 10:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Woof

      btw – if we said, “can’t I just have my products without all the straight agenda”, there wouldn’t be anything on TV.

      Jun 20, 2008 at 10:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jake

      O’Reilly says,
      “Can’t I just have mayonnaise without all this?”
      Without all what Bill? O’Rally would have no problem with this commercial if it were a straight couple. What a small minded boob! It’s a fun commercial. It’s usually the paranoid ones that are confused about their own sexuality. I can ALWAY count on the Fox Network for a good laugh.

      Jun 20, 2008 at 10:34 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Shabaka

      RRROOAARR @ the deli guy, and Bill can fall into a black hole for all I care!

      Jun 20, 2008 at 10:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • RPCV

      I love Bill O, even though at times he can be a bit arrogant. Wish I could have dinner with him one night!!

      If one of Bill’s cronnies is reading, can I get a “Don’t Be A Pinhead” t-shirts for free if only because I’m espousing an a gay blog my admiration for him? Indicate your response in a subsequent post, and we’ll figure some way to communicate off-line………. Thanks!!

      Jun 20, 2008 at 11:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • degan22

      It was kinda cute- but mayo is disgusting. Eww!

      Jun 20, 2008 at 11:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chubarama

      The deli guy gives me a boner, it’s true. It’s a cute ad.

      Jun 20, 2008 at 12:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Charles J. Mueller

      Oh, these so-called straight people always obsessing about gay stuff. Bill O. is an out and out homophobe.

      Period. End of conversation.

      I think the commercial is cute.

      Jun 20, 2008 at 3:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

      CUTEST thing EVER. I do wish they would show that commercial here on the states.;)

      Jun 20, 2008 at 4:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brent Fraser

      What’s with Hillary Clinton having being allowed to try running for president? All this gender blending stuff is confusing me! All I want is to have a straight white protestant male running for president. Is that too much to ask? I just don’t get it! What next? Will the black agenda be brainwashing our children into thinking that a black man can run for president? Whatever happened to good ol’ christian family values? The liberal media is destroying the fabric of our American society… it’s becoming… it’s becoming (gasp) progressive!!!

      Jun 21, 2008 at 2:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • RPCV

      Brent: I agree with you. Hoorah…….

      Jun 21, 2008 at 10:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • right here

      Adorable commercial. BO is an asswipe.

      Jun 21, 2008 at 5:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jaroslaw

      I’m glad it isn’t a national scandal that two men kiss in Britain, and it is kind of cute, but this doesn’t make much sense to me. For the kids to call him Mum – oh well. Glad the Brits aren’t so uptight.

      Jun 23, 2008 at 9:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Satisfactionpony

      It doesn’t take a genius to see that a Mum who uses Heinz mayonnaise can throw together a sandwich with the chops of a New York Deli Guy. Is that so hard? BO’R is a clown.

      Jun 25, 2008 at 4:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fredo777

      Exactly, Satisfactionpony.

      That was clearly the point Heinz was making with the commercial (“It’ll be like the Mum in your house is a NY Deli Guy”). It had nothing to do with a gay parental unit, really. Still, it was cute while it lasted.

      Jun 25, 2008 at 4:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Unity

      O’Rilley is a jerk….

      Homophobs like O’Rilley are actually insecure with their own sexuality. I wouldn’t be surprise if O’Rilley get’s caught doing a Larry Craig.

      Jun 25, 2008 at 11:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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