“Can’t I Just Have Mayonnaise?” Whines O’Reilly Over “Gay” Commercial


One almost feels bad for Bill O’Reilly. The right wing blow hard simply can’t wrap his little head around Heinz’s new mayonnaise commercial, which features a two men kissing. In an effort to digest the mayonnaise advert, which began airing in Britain this week, O’Reilly brought it up on his eponymous show.

Unfortunately for Bill O, no one else seems as offended. Watch the clip, after the jump. And, yes, we included the “scandalous” commercial above. Why? Because it’s cute and, also, because we kind of have a crush on the deli man….

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