We’re sick of people writing,”We’re just gonna leave this right here.” But wouldn’t it be amazing if the overused phrase was always followed by photos of strapping Australian firefighters snuggling with koalas, being rapturous in the rain, and bending your soul with their smoldering good looks?
Related: Is this hyper-jacked guy too old to be a firefighter? The FDNY says yes.
Now that November’s here, prepare for Queerty to bombard you with a seemingly endless stew of fleshy calendars … beginning with these absurdly chiseled Australian firefighters, each of whom are evidently trying to turn us into pyromaniacs so we can say “hi!” and subsequently face-plant into a (burning) telephone pole.
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BriBri
These are not typical firefighters and probably the only 12 in Australia!
Jack Meoff
Typical American response to denigrate anything that is not American with relatively little knowledge of things outside America
kurt_t
@Jack, koalas carry chlamydia and are not even real bears. And the metric system is of the devil.
davidjohng
@Jack…Defensive much? Wow. I read shit all the time about America from Aussies. Don’t read an American site. Besides, these are not real firefighters, more like professional models.
Prax07
Well sadly they don’t give calendar shoots to the normal average joe fireman. They don’t usually have six packs and zero body fat.
StupidBoy
EVERY slideshow or pics I see on Queerty or Advocate or Out are of guys that have 0% body fat and 8-pack abs. They are nice to look at, but not reality. All we seem to see is the hyper-masculine gym-rat buff he-man, and then they post articles about those guys talking about body shaming–like the guy that said that 3% body fat was too fat, when in reality 0% is the ideal. Ooh. Bodyshaming. I’m a bottom that personally loves femmes, but until you get to the “look at all the different types of guys that showed up at this event for diversity” slideshow, you don’t ever see anything but hyper-masculine he-men.
Jack Meoff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMUtRFMMKAU
Harley
Definitely not enough koalas.