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We can’t recall… Are you into photos of Australian firefighters snuggling with koalas?

We’re sick of people writing,”We’re just gonna leave this right here.” But wouldn’t it be amazing if the overused phrase was always followed by photos of strapping Australian firefighters snuggling with koalas, being rapturous in the rain, and bending your soul with their smoldering good looks?

Related: Is this hyper-jacked guy too old to be a firefighter? The FDNY says yes.

Now that November’s here, prepare for Queerty to bombard you with a seemingly endless stew of fleshy calendars … beginning with these absurdly chiseled Australian firefighters, each of whom are evidently trying to turn us into pyromaniacs so we can say “hi!” and subsequently face-plant into a (burning) telephone pole.

Need these guys in your life? Order the calendar here