Major babe alert

We can’t take our eyes off this Turkish male modeling competition. Maybe you can explain why.

Hard to say why some things grab your eye on the Internet. A face you think you’ve seen before? A snapshot of some, erm, scintillatingly gorgeous cinematography? Maybe a deliberately crafted headline; lizard brain cannot help but click?

A parade of distractingly beautiful men, well-oiled and prancing around in tight-fitting bikinis for your perusal?

Related: Bodybuilder/underwear model Arad Winwin opens up about fleeing Iran and his time in Turkish jail

That last bit aptly describes the scene now standing before you; a clip from the Best Model contest in Turkey, which World of Wonder first brought our attention to.

After you’ve taken it all in — and it’s a lot to take in — maybe you can explain the drama that’s befallen this strange Gothic woman sitting in the audience and balefully pondering the fleeting nature of beauty or some shit. Lady?

If she’d only look up, her whole world could change for the better. But she won’t… she can’t

Watch (you may need to click the little speaker icon to get the sound to come on):

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