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Caption This: Earthquake Or Gay Marriage Ruling?

By Queerty Staff May 28, 2009 at 6:05pm · 20 comments

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Above, Lisa Benson’s clever take on California’s latest current events. Below, you give it a go. We even made things easy with caption-by-numbers: Come up with what Guy 1 and Guy 2 says. It’s that easy!

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20 Comments

  • NG

    That’s funny you post this; earlier this week, there was someone who called into NBC LA’s RAW channel and said the earthquake that occurred last week was a premonition.

    May 28, 2009 at 6:05pm
  • B

    How Gay Marriages Causes Earthquakes

    http://scienceblogs.com/greengabbro/2009/05/how_gay_marriage_causes_earthq.php

    May 28, 2009 at 6:05pm
  • Puck

    1. Is that the West coast collapsing
    2. Nope, just the queers casing a ruckus

    May 28, 2009 at 8:05pm
  • Smokey Martini

    1. Man, those queers can sure be rowdy.
    2. Actually, that’s yo mamma.

    May 28, 2009 at 8:05pm
  • BradK

    1.) Is this the Big One???!

    2.) No, it’s just Maggie Gallagher rolling into the building.

    May 28, 2009 at 8:05pm
  • John Santos

    1. Another Earthquake?
    2. It’s President Obama flip-flopping on gay equality

    May 28, 2009 at 9:05pm
  • NewYorkness

    1. Hey Joe, what the heck is this on the California printer?
    2. Oh that?…it’s a prediction of Carrie Prejean’s future – a mess.

    May 28, 2009 at 9:05pm
  • Kid A

    1. Do you want some more coffee?
    2. No thanks, I’ve already filled my cup.

    May 29, 2009 at 12:05am
  • Smokey Martini

    1. Uh oh, it seems like the machine is acting up again…
    2. Is it? Oh well…

    May 29, 2009 at 12:05am
  • Rob

    1 – Why’d ya hafta enlarge that electrocardiogram print-out?

    2 – It’s the presidents sir: He just figured out that SCOTUS could legalize gay marriage before the end of his first term.

    May 29, 2009 at 12:05am
  • Pete

    1 – You left this thing on while we were having sex?
    2 – Yeah, I guess I do get a little rough …

    May 29, 2009 at 1:05am
  • tavdy79

    That looks like at least a 9.9 on the richter scale.

    Nah, earthquakes don’t have more than one epicentre. This one’s got them in… daaamn… the Castro, WeHo, Laguna Beach, Lavender Heights…

    Ah, so the gays just found out they’ll have better marriage rights in Nepal.

    May 29, 2009 at 5:05am
  • jimDF

    1) Tell me that’s just another earthquake.

    2) Sorry, honey. No June wedding for us.

    May 29, 2009 at 1:05pm
  • Adam Sank

    1) Who the fuck used the giant toilet paper and then put it back on the roll?!

    2) My bad.

    May 29, 2009 at 1:05pm
  • parisinla

    Pete #11 FTW

    May 29, 2009 at 5:05pm
  • sal(the original)

    @Kid A: lol

    May 29, 2009 at 5:05pm
  • Inukumaru

    This gay novel has pretty extreme views about religion and being gay all done in a sci-fi style sory, the writer was even almost killed when this book was first published. After being banned in his own country it is now available.
    check the plot – As predicted by Isaac Newton the second coming happened and as the world waited to see what was about to happen an appointed man was sent to meet God, hours later God had vanished and the man came out immortal; no apocalypse, no destruction and no salvation. This gave birth to a chain of holy wars that almost chattered Earth’s civilizations and so giving birth to a mass colonization of planets to ensure peace by separation. Thousands of years later all was at peace by until Endings were born; humans connected to their planets in such a way that they are capable of destroying them should they wish it. Now Earth’s Ending has been born and the day to pass judgment draws near.
    it can be found here

    http://www.lulu.com/content/paperback-book/sodoms-x–a-song-for-the-end-/7182389

    Apart from that it is very hard to find

    May 29, 2009 at 9:05pm
  • MTiffany

    1) Is Rush Limbaugh addressing CPAC again?
    2) Yeah, how’d you guess?

    May 30, 2009 at 5:05pm
  • MTiffany

    @Inukumaru: You suck and your book sucks. Suck suck suckety suck suck suck. Now suck off.

    May 30, 2009 at 5:05pm
  • Winter

    @parisinla: wins

    May 31, 2009 at 2:05am

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