Above, Lisa Benson’s clever take on California’s latest current events. Below, you give it a go. We even made things easy with caption-by-numbers: Come up with what Guy 1 and Guy 2 says. It’s that easy!
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NG
That’s funny you post this; earlier this week, there was someone who called into NBC LA’s RAW channel and said the earthquake that occurred last week was a premonition.
B
How Gay Marriages Causes Earthquakes
http://scienceblogs.com/greengabbro/2009/05/how_gay_marriage_causes_earthq.php
Puck
1. Is that the West coast collapsing
2. Nope, just the queers casing a ruckus
Smokey Martini
1. Man, those queers can sure be rowdy.
2. Actually, that’s yo mamma.
BradK
1.) Is this the Big One???!
2.) No, it’s just Maggie Gallagher rolling into the building.
John Santos
1. Another Earthquake?
2. It’s President Obama flip-flopping on gay equality
NewYorkness
1. Hey Joe, what the heck is this on the California printer?
2. Oh that?…it’s a prediction of Carrie Prejean’s future – a mess.
Kid A
1. Do you want some more coffee?
2. No thanks, I’ve already filled my cup.
Smokey Martini
1. Uh oh, it seems like the machine is acting up again…
2. Is it? Oh well…
Rob
1 – Why’d ya hafta enlarge that electrocardiogram print-out?
2 – It’s the presidents sir: He just figured out that SCOTUS could legalize gay marriage before the end of his first term.
Pete
1 – You left this thing on while we were having sex?
2 – Yeah, I guess I do get a little rough …
tavdy79
That looks like at least a 9.9 on the richter scale.
Nah, earthquakes don’t have more than one epicentre. This one’s got them in… daaamn… the Castro, WeHo, Laguna Beach, Lavender Heights…
Ah, so the gays just found out they’ll have better marriage rights in Nepal.
jimDF
1) Tell me that’s just another earthquake.
2) Sorry, honey. No June wedding for us.
Adam Sank
1) Who the fuck used the giant toilet paper and then put it back on the roll?!
2) My bad.
parisinla
Pete #11 FTW
sal(the original)
@Kid A: lol
Inukumaru
This gay novel has pretty extreme views about religion and being gay all done in a sci-fi style sory, the writer was even almost killed when this book was first published. After being banned in his own country it is now available.
check the plot – As predicted by Isaac Newton the second coming happened and as the world waited to see what was about to happen an appointed man was sent to meet God, hours later God had vanished and the man came out immortal; no apocalypse, no destruction and no salvation. This gave birth to a chain of holy wars that almost chattered Earth’s civilizations and so giving birth to a mass colonization of planets to ensure peace by separation. Thousands of years later all was at peace by until Endings were born; humans connected to their planets in such a way that they are capable of destroying them should they wish it. Now Earth’s Ending has been born and the day to pass judgment draws near.
it can be found here
http://www.lulu.com/content/paperback-book/sodoms-x–a-song-for-the-end-/7182389
Apart from that it is very hard to find
MTiffany
1) Is Rush Limbaugh addressing CPAC again?
2) Yeah, how’d you guess?
MTiffany
@Inukumaru: You suck and your book sucks. Suck suck suckety suck suck suck. Now suck off.
Winter
@parisinla: wins