First Losers

Carrie Prejean Keeps Miss California Crown, Loses Remaining Credibility

Miss USA

Donald Trump just delivered the answer to this question at a press conference in New York: Yes, Carrie Prejean will keep her Miss California title. Miss USA’s egomaniac-in-chief, Trump swatted away the naked photo controversy with “this is the 21st century” excuses, which only makes us wonder: How screwed does Vanessa Williams feel?

But now we’re left with Prejean, who may not believe in civil rights, having lied to our faces about the nude photos. (Remember when she said there was just the one?) And if being anti-gay and a temptress weren’t enough to strip her of a crown, certainly trafficking in lies isn’t going to push Trump over the edge.