Fame is a bitch, but fandom kills.
That’s the lesson learned in this quickie sketch from Comedy Central’s digital series Someone’s In Here, which finds a sycophantic fanboy (Bowen Yang) getting a little too excited after running into his all-time favorite drag queen Minnie Ruff (Matt Rogers).
If you ask for one autograph too many, you can expect to pay the ultimate price:
On a new Someone's In Here, a fan's dream becomes his worst nightmare. @bowenyang @MattRogersTho @BigRichArmsteadpic.twitter.com/pjbSTAzXC9
— Comedy Central (@ComedyCentral) August 30, 2017
Troye Sivan. Nicole Kidman. Troye Sivan. Nicole Kidman.
How about we take this to the next level?
Our newsletter is like a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.
Alright, this mantra isn’t succeeding in making us transcend consciousness, but this nugget of entertainment news is: Sivan and Kidman are set to co-star in conversion therapy biopic “Boy Erased,” alongside the likes of Cherry Jones, Russell Crowe, Xavier Dolan, and Flea of The Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Based on Garrard Conley’s memoir about his experiences in a conversion camp, the film will be helmed by actor-director Joel Egerton. Manchester by the Sea‘s Lucas Hedges will portray Conley.
“This movie is gonna be so important,” Sivan writes on Twitter, “and I’m honored to be part of it.”
This goes out to all you masc-for-masc guys out there.
When you really stop to think about it, you’ve been waiting your whole goddamn life to see some truly superior McDonald’s-inspired nail art, right?
The examples you’ve seen so far have been lacking, it’s true, but now it looks like we’re finally getting somewhere as a culture and as a community.
You’ve loving it, right?
Farewell, Summer 2017. As we begrudgingly make way for the season of leaves crackling underfoot and shrill ghastly creatures slurping up pumpkin spice lattés, let us say goodbye to the sun by catching up with a man who certainly knows his way around a pair of Speedos: Math teacher/physique model Pietro Boselli smolders in these Instagram photos he obsessively updated all summer long.
Check them out below:
Josh447
Kidman, kudos, love ya. Masc4Masc own it. Pietro Boselli: GULP
Mandrake
If Pietro were a professional escort, what would he earn for a torrid hour of hot sex totally based on his client’s interests and fetishes with no limits? I’d say 1000
Josh447
I could see $5K to the right guy who had no monetary limits to consider.
Josh447
And a while might, $15K.
Mandrake
Well, Josh, we are talking an orgasm or two that will replenish by morning with urges returning. Isn’t 15K a bit excessive, even for an hour with Pietro?
Esscourt
For $5,000, he would have to take it up the keister BB or fellate me to orgasm. And no money upfront either!