Escalating escanalo

Celebrity Big Brother’s gay/straight bromance reaches NSFW heights

As the world becomes ever more topsy-turvy, there’s at least one, solid foundation we can cling to: As long as there is Celebrity Big Brother, there will be a developing gay/straight bromance that captures the imagination of audiences. We never promised it would be much.

And this season’s giggle-fest between Shane Jenek (a.k.a. Courtney Act) and Andrew Brady is one for the books.

That is, assuming the sort of books you read are dramatic retellings of reality television.

The pair has already grown close through a shared experience of things like shaving in the bathtub and copious flirting.

“If Courtney didn’t have a d*ck, I’d go to town on that,” Andrew even told another housemate. “I’m not gonna lie.”

So what’s the dynamic duo up to of late? Well, they’ve got to keep escalating if they want posts like this one to keep popping up in people’s feeds.

And so they are.

Here they are, as best friends often do, flashing their cakes–and more?–for the camera, the crowd, the nation, the world:

Here’s the un-cropped version, along with another similar display (from a better angle), just for good measure.

And just to round things out, here are some extra special cuddles:

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