We’re about to see Channing Tatum impersonate a beefy machismo-fueled soldier in GI Joe, but for now, Mr. Tatum is impersonating Patrick Swayze as Johnny Castle in Dirty Dancing. It’s unclear what this spoof is supposed to promote (Charlyne Yi’s Paper Hearts is already out of theaters, right?), but for all its homoeroticism, it belongs in the Outrate Online Short Film Festival.
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myrios123
I answer my door the same way… love it.
glen
there’s 5 minutes 50 seconds of my life I’ll never get back… and what “homoeroticism”? I suppose shirtless could count, but barely…
alan brickman
Channing is hot.. deal with it..
SouLKid
err…what homoeroticism?
sal(the original)
lmao!!!they so crazzyyy.funnnyyyyy
Andrew
Channing is hot. Still, I feel like I’ve just wasted 5 minutes of my existence.