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Channing Tatum Won’t Put Charlyne Yi In a Corner

We’re about to see Channing Tatum impersonate a beefy machismo-fueled soldier in GI Joe, but for now, Mr. Tatum is impersonating Patrick Swayze as Johnny Castle in Dirty Dancing. It’s unclear what this spoof is supposed to promote (Charlyne Yi’s Paper Hearts is already out of theaters, right?), but for all its homoeroticism, it belongs in the Outrate Online Short Film Festival.