Chastity Bono Marries


From the man who brought you the Madonna/Valerie Cherish connection comes yet another hilarious observation. Last weekend’s “Sunday Styles” section of the New York Times apparently contained information on a lesbian couple’s vows. A celebrity lesbian couple!

”Case in point, the union of Vanessa Haydon, daughter of Bonnie Kay Haydon of New York and the late Charles Haydon, and Chastity Bono, daughter of the legendary pop duo Sonny & Cher, who celebrated their partnership on Saturday in Palm Beach, Fla.”

Who knew Chastity and Donald Trump Jr. resembled one another so much? Thanks Kenneth, they don’t get funnier.