Shooting down rumors she’s dating 50 Cent, E!’s Chelsea Handler tweets, “Everyone, calm down. I met with mr. Cent about a potential project. There’s nothing to report yet, ill let you know if there is.” Ah! So she’s not getting into bed with the rapper as original reports claimed; she’s just getting into a metaphorical bed with him. Or at least thinking about it! So instead of physical pleasure with 50 Cent, Handler is considering financial pleasure. Which almost makes her relationship with the homophobe … worse? Well it at least makes me roll my eyes at Chelsea’s video for bullied queer youth.
I sort of have this general philosophy: If you take a grand stand against one thing (say, gay kids getting bullied), you do not get into business with people who engage in it. Don’t go telling young girls not to become hookers and then throw a dinner party for Elliot Spitzer.