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Cher Goes On Twitter Tear, Advises Michele Bachmann To “Go Bake 2 School.”

Not that it needed much restating, but outspoken progressive pop diva Cher is not a fan of the the Tea Party or Michele Bachmann—or spineless Democrats, for that matter. And she went on Twitter recently to express herself.

The following Cher sentiments are exactly as written: All mistakes, extra spaces, abbreviations and misspellings preserved as tweeted, and are all the more awesome for it. She’s made no secret of her dyslexia and, frankly, it adds a very specific and lovable color to her tweets. You want her not to swear at you all crazy? Then don’t make her angry. It’s a simple rule.

“Just got spam letter from M. Bachmann! My reply ! Woman go bake 2 school take history ! & if I was on my deathbed & your best friend was […]

JESUS!!! I WOULDN’T VOTE 4 YOUR GAY HATING, BULLY LOVING, POSER CHRISTIAN ASS!”

then:

Reply 2 T-bags ! on education cruise & fall off edege of world, which I’m sure u think is Flat ! dignity is ruined in eyes of world! FK Them

Next came responses to her commenters:

@jlrich46:

because I Don’t deserve more $$ I’m rich! Don’t need medicare/caide social Security & middle american People do!

@mikeybolts, @PimpBillClinton:

I’m not in the mood 4 your dumb ass! At the moment ! Fk u !

And, finally, to @Chubs_McRapist:

I’m major DYSLEXIC!