HALF SCREED

Cher Goes On Twitter Tear, Advises Michele Bachmann To “Go Bake 2 School.”

Not that it needed much restating, but outspoken progressive pop diva Cher is not a fan of the the Tea Party or Michele Bachmann—or spineless Democrats, for that matter. And she went on Twitter recently to express herself.

The following Cher sentiments are exactly as written: All mistakes, extra spaces, abbreviations and misspellings preserved as tweeted, and are all the more awesome for it. She’s made no secret of her dyslexia and, frankly, it adds a very specific and lovable color to her tweets. You want her not to swear at you all crazy? Then don’t make her angry. It’s a simple rule.

“Just got spam letter from M. Bachmann! My reply ! Woman go bake 2 school take history ! & if I was on my deathbed & your best friend was […]

JESUS!!! I WOULDN’T VOTE 4 YOUR GAY HATING, BULLY LOVING, POSER CHRISTIAN ASS!”

then:

Reply 2 T-bags ! on education cruise & fall off edege of world, which I’m sure u think is Flat ! dignity is ruined in eyes of world! FK Them

Next came responses to her commenters:

@jlrich46:

because I Don’t deserve more $$ I’m rich! Don’t need medicare/caide social Security & middle american People do!

@mikeybolts, @PimpBillClinton:

I’m not in the mood 4 your dumb ass! At the moment ! Fk u !

And, finally, to @Chubs_McRapist:

I’m major DYSLEXIC!

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9 Comments

  • mike

    OH MY GOD, Queerty dissing grammatical and spelling errors committed by others? Really?

  • beerwad

    @mike: Did you even read this? They’re not dissing: “She’s made no secret of her dyslexia and, frankly, it adds a very specific and lovable color to her tweets.”

  • Hyhybt

    Now I know I’ve got problems: the first thing I was struck with on seeing that screen shot, and which stuck with me enough to distract from the content, was “hey, they’re running Tiger. Haven’t seen that in a while.”

  • Hyhybt

    @Hyhybt: Worse, since I said anything, I’m probably wrong :)

  • Zee

    I love reading and replying to Cher’s tweets. And she’s totally right here.

  • ewe

    More people need to stand up to Bachmans madness. Some people think Fox News is moderate because most people never confront the ignorance.

  • Michael

    @mikeybolts, @PimpBillClinton:

    I’m not in the mood 4 your dumb ass! At the moment ! Fk u !

    LMFAO love Cher to bits her honesty has always been refreshing love her.

  • Fitz

    It’s the perfect queerty post: attacks on an ally for not fact checking and spell checking. Self-hating fagot, much?

  • Derek Wain

    Well, that’s it, MB will have to throw in the towel and drop out of the Presidential race because washed up has-been Cher, desperate for attention as usual, has announced for the 3rd time that she won’t be voting for MB. At least Cher was sufficiently in touch with reality today to recognize that it will be MB who will be facing Obama.

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