Cher-ey Christmas

Cher’s annual holiday swag collection is here and it’s about as fabulous as you’d expect

It’s that time of year again, folks. Cher just launched her 2016 Holiday Collection at her online store. The diva is selling over two dozen pieces of custom holiday-themed merchandise.

On Thursday, she tweeted:

Now, let’s take a peek at some of what the singer is peddling. (Oh, and just an FYI, if you actually want any of this shit you better order it ASAP before it sells out like last year.)…

snowflake-onesie_1024x1024This adorable frosted onesie is made out of fleece and will only put you back $125.

green-ornament_1024x1024Because who doesn’t want a bright green Christmas ornament emblazened with Cher’s name on it? $15.


This “Nice Crewneck Sweatshirt” featuring Cher wearing a Santa hat is $55 and comes in sizes S through XXL.


“Rock the holidays” with this kick ass dance floor T-shirt. $30.


Here’s a long sleeve t-shirt with a cartoon Cher pole dancing on a candy cane. $40.


Not quite sure why this one is included in the Holiday Collection. $35.


Here is a “Ho Ho Ho Tote Bag” that depicts Cher dressed as Santa Claus and lugging an enormous candy cane over her shoulder. $25.


This long, poly cotton blend PJ shirt lists the only things a person really needs in the world: Peace, Love, Joy, and Cher. $35.

Related: 10 Pearls Of Wisdom Gathered From Cher’s Twitter Account