Child’s Play

Project Runway winner Christian Siriano will hand out “Fierce Fashion Awards” at Nickelodeon’s Kid’s Choice Awards.

The network’s so thrilled that supervising producer Ryan Patterson has started talking in Siriano speak:

Christian is fierce, fabulous and ferosh and he is a pop culture catchphrase machine. He also really knows fashion – he’s a style stud who will standout on the carpet with his one-of-a-kind hairdo and electric personality and most importantly, he’ll be able to spot out whose fashion is a ‘hot mess’ and whose fashion is ‘fierce.’

Alright, Siriano, we love you, but your pop culture presence has now officially neutered “fierce”. Can you please come up with a new catch phrase and spare America’s children a dark future of meaningless fierceness?