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If I were her, I’d find a gay man, we’d get married after a few years, get in-vitro, have kids and split the $130m. End.
@Niall: LoL, I was just about the say the same thing. Hell, I’ll marry Gigi and we’ll do just that!
I was just going to say, I’ll put a ring on that bitch. For $165 million, forget in-vitro. I’d fuck her and we could have kids the old natural way. She could have a girlfriend, I could have a boyfriend, and we could live around the world until Big Poppa dies.
@Niall: No need to split it. She’d inherit the business which is worth way more than that.
This whole thing is a stunt.
@Niall: I like the way you think!
I’d marry her for a whole lot less than that, but only with the understanding that she would be free to have girlfriends on the side. What a creep her father is. It smacks of prostitution.
When I submitted my application I don’t think I was asking too much for him to charter the Queen Elizabeth 2 and have it take the Cape of Good Hope route (after picking me up in New York City). Once I arrived I was to be picked up in a 2013 six-door pearly white Rolls Royce with a Chinese Liberace look a like chauffer. I even promised him that I would bitch slap her senseless if she ever spoke ill of him after his death (as long as I was in charge of the money).
No, I don’t think I was asking for much. I am still waiting for a response but I am NOT known for my patience, though somehow I think this would call for a exception.
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