The Queerty offices come to a screeching halt when Drew Droege releases another of his Chloë Sevigny videos in which the out performer plays an exaggerated, name-dropping cuckoo version of the Oscar nominee, poking fun at her indie “It Girl” status and artsy fashionista trappings.
In a recent Daily Beast post, Droege recalls meeting the real Sevigny at a Christmas party last December.
Finally, my friend Mike approached her and said something to the effect of “Hey, my friend plays you, and he’d love to meet you.” Then he literally dragged me across the room to meet Ms. Sevigny. We kind of just stared at each other for a while, and I said, “I hope you know how much I love you. Thanks for being you: you’re awesome.” Then, she gave me a big hug and made my Chloë face at me. That bitch has seen my videos! She’s doing me! Then we wildly laughed and hugged again and talked about vodka. She was the definition of cool, wearing a retro denim jacket, over a leather mini-dress, smoking a Merit Ultra Light, with unwashed hair and a homeless boy-date.
After realizing that she wasn’t going to throw her cocktail in my face, or punch me in the asshole, or simply ask, “Why are you doing this to me?” it came to my attention that I really like this person. My friend Darryl approached us and took a picture. And then I said, “I have to go, but it was so great to meet you.” I needed to keep it brief, so that I didn’t come off like a skin-wearing murderer or, worse, a star fucker. And she grabbed me by the back of the head and kissed me four times on the face. We never talked about my videos, which, I think, is a good thing. In five minutes, we traded mountains of nonverbal communication, and I think we were both a little relieved.
It has recently come to our attention that we love Drew Droege and Chloë Sevigny.
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christopher di spirito
Drew Droege looks like Sharon Stone.
Dr. Dick
“screeching halt” not “half”, perhaps? <3
Lisa
Normaly
alan Balehead
Hilarious and cruel!!