Chris Brown calls people “gay” and “faggot ass” so often that it would be no surprise if he turned out to be closeted, right? Fellow R&B singer Martyn has accused Brown of just that along with being a big ol’ bottom. Martyn even has some highly questionable “evidence” to “prove” it.

This weekend a bunch direct message Tweets between Martyn and Brown hit the innerwebs. In one of them Brown allegedly says:

Yeah i enjoyed when u fcked the shit outta me nigga but thats only in the moment, only a stupid nigga would reject an opportunity like that.

Just cuz we messed around a few times don’t mean u shouldn’t respect a nigga. Am the shit hence F.A.M.E. fag

Whoever wrote those messages totally nailed Brown’s Twitter voice, but in all likelihood, they are fakety fake fake.

For one, Brown and Martyn aren’t following one another on Twitter, which makes direct messaging each other impossible. Second, Martyn also claims that he slept with Will Smith’s man-friend Trey Songz and the totally not bisexual singer Omarion; so Martyn’s a name-dropping kiss-and-tell—total drama. Third, anyone can Photoshop a direct message—direct messages prove someone’s gayness as much as crop circles prove the existence of aliens, which is to say, not at all.

Brown has threatened to sue so it’s most likely that this is just a publicity stunt by Martyn. And while it’d be hilarious to hear that Brown is a bottom, a hoax would at least saves us the trouble of having to accept him as part of the queer community. The straights can keep him…. blecch!

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