Chris Evans had Twitter turning the fan on high last night after walking the Lightyear red carpet looking like a gourmet snack. An hors d’oeuvre, even.
Evans voices the titular Buzz Lightyear, and it seems he arrived on the carpet last night ready to advertise. Between his bulging biceps, his rugged beard, and his Boston accent jumping out, this leading man was not letting the girls breathe.
the gray in the beard, the tattoo peaking, the chain, the outfit, the biceps.. chris evans is flawless pic.twitter.com/CuUJRFyMZ9
— hourly chris evans (@cevanshourly) June 9, 2022
love his face but lets just appreciate chris evans’ biceps here pic.twitter.com/1TOoDlI6H5
— chris evans files (@cevanstylefiles) June 9, 2022
hearing chris evans’ boston accent come out makes me.. feel things pic.twitter.com/5pNeZngVgH
— eIena (@evanschalamet) June 9, 2022
my love language is reminding everybody in my life I would drop them for chris evans immediately pic.twitter.com/tDQ5AD2GZs
— kay (@gaIaxyevans) June 9, 2022
chris evans being effortlessly perfect i cannot handle this man- pic.twitter.com/i6adboVdxo
— comfort for chris stans (@safeforchris) June 9, 2022
Truly, his generosity knows no bounds.
In a nice gay tie-in, Lightyear notably features a lesbian kiss between Uzo Aduba’s character and her lady love. The scene was almost left on the cutting room floor, but the uproar over Disney’s handling of the “Don’t Say Gay” bill in Florida earlier this year put enough pressure on the company to get it reinstated. Diversity win!
If Chris’ premiere display wasn’t enough to draw you to the Lightyear side, here’s the trailer:
Jaquelope
That looks to be an exciting, very enjoyable movie.
CatholicXXX
And he doesn’t belong to an anti-gay church.
Robothedestroyer
Wrong Chris.
abfab
Not to get too judgey here, but who exactly is the bicep judge in this case?
Bengali
I agree. They are nothing special. He’s cute but…NOTHING SPECIAL.
Lots of better biceps around.
KyleMichelSullivan
Jesus Christ, can we do without the bitchy, superficial queens’ comments just once? It’s like a signal goes out — “Hey, grrls, come and piss on this guy for not being my idea of perfect.”
Chris Evans is a talented, good-looking man whose body is in fine proportion, who’s an ally, and who supports many of the same things we want for this country. But some trash has to come along and diss him over something nonsensical. I’m sick of it and how it reflects on the LGBTQ+ community.
FWIW, I like his arms. I don’t think he needs guns like The Rock or some Colt model; they would not fit him, visually.
Robothedestroyer
Listen dude. Those high sleeve shirts are hot and his arms look pretty good in em. Would I retreat and get all thirsty? No, but I see where the straight girls (and some gay boys) are coming from. People are just having fun. The world is on fire (sometimes literally) and if Chris’ arms make em happy let them be happy.
BigJohnSF
He’s looking scrawnier than usual in these pics.
JPB
You and “Bengali” need to STFU! Assholes.
SDR94103
his arms. LOL
powersthatbe
I would love him to Chris my Evans, know what I’m saying?!
boblrice
@kylemichel Thank you.
I would enjoy seeing a photo of any one of these queens who love to come on here and make a point of stating how this one or that one isn’t all that. I’m sure they’re all carved-in-marble adonis-level beauties.
Michael1500
I’ve always been a muscle freak, and have always enjoyed (and lusted after) Chris Evans’ muscles—- his arms and those juicy pecs. But these pictures don’t show ANY trace of his biceps. I know he has them, but he was anything but pumped in these pictures. MY biceps are bigger than those, and I don’t have any.