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Chris Hardwick Figured Out How To Make Donald Trump Almost Tolerable

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If you hate hearing the words Donald Trump (pardon our French) as much as we do, one of our favorite funny men has come to the rescue. Chris Kardwick, host of Comedy Central’s game show @midnight with Chris Hardwick, offers dozens of descriptors for the terrifying GOP presidential candidate — and they’re all pretty accurate — that make those two scary words just a bit more tolerable. Our faves: “constipated Cheeto Donald Trump,” “fancy deli meat sculpture Donald Trump” and “shrieking Buffalo wing that fell into a urinal Donald Trump.” Oh hell, we love them all.

Watch a speedcut of the Hardwick’s greatest Trump hits and tell us the one you like best in the comments section.

H/t: EW