So far, Australian Chris Hemsworth has shirtlessly starred in four Marvel movies: Thor (2011), Thor: The Dark World (2013), Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015); Ragnarok (2017); and the upcoming Thor: Now The Pants, Please.
Today, fans of the actor, the male physique, and compulsive sadsturbation have something to be excited about: shirtless screen-caps from Ragnarok are now all over the Internet, so the Internet has died.
Related: If the idea of Chris Hemsworth shirtless gets you going, you’ll love “Thor: Ragnarok”
You’re gonna die, too: These photos are in HD, so it’s almost like you’re in the same room as the bulgy vein slashing down his right bicep.
How about we take this to the next level?
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RIGay
Not even his fantastically orgasmic body could save the horrendous train wreck of crap that is now the new formula for all Marvel movies.
– Plot: [number] of mismatched [species] brought together to save [Earth, planet, galaxy]. Check.
– Characters cannot like each other at start of movie. Check.
– Dialogue: [number] of anachronisms / pop icon references per scene to keep millennials happy. Check.
– Women: Secondary / lesser role; for purpose of astonishment by leads that they can hold their own. Check.
– Music / soundtrack: Loud, blaring horns and / or vintage metal rock. Check.
– Potty humor: [number] of sophomoric comments per scene directed to 12-18yo male population. Check.
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Missing: Gratuitous butt scene (which would have salvaged Ragnarok). Thanks, Disney.
We wanted to be entertained by “Thor: Ragnarok”; we almost walked out until we realized we paid a f-ing fortune for tickets.
Gaylord34
The movie was great, about a 6.5/7 from me. Sorry you didn’t enjoy it.
pengwinofdoom
You missed Hulk’s gratuitous butt-shot? That’s your problem.
Curtispsf
Oooh. What YOU said. And said well. /|\
SPEEDOSWIMMER
You must have been coming down from something when you watched THOR: RAGNAROK. If you cannot find enjoyment watching the movie, you NEED serious medical intervention. Good luck!
tiffanyberry545
as Annie replied I didn’t even know that any one able to earn $8091 in four weeks on the
computer . why not check here…
Ronbo
Yes. But please note that the FIRST of each comic book based movie usually starts with an actual plot: how character X,Y or Z began – a second and third act is rare. Unfortunately, subsequent movie endeavors taper off into Michael Bay super-chase smash and bang crapola. Stream the movies so that you can fast forward your way through the 2 hour fight scene right to the credits… which usually have much more emotional content.
I watched “Logan” to find that the plot was about taking a child from here to there. Ohhh…. Although, it did have innovative gratuitous vein scenes.
Stream “Episodes” instead. It’s educational… in that you learn how Hollywood manufactures such crap.
Greg
Yeah, the Hulk has a great ass.
JungleBoi
IF you return your tickets to the box off in the first 40m of the film, they’ll likely refund your money (I’ve done this on a few occasions (where the movie was crap) at different theaters.
JungleBoi
30 minutes* (damn, Queerty, no edit?)
Alan down in Florida
I wonder what it’s like to possess a body like that and be monogamous. Hope he’s breeding lots of beautiful baby specimens.
skilos
Noyhinh the whole world hasn’t seen before.
ptb2016
I recall falling out my chair the first time Chris appeared on Australian soap Home and Away and New this guy was going to be a star. You could t take your eyes off him. Same for me now. Not missed one of his movies since and really enjoyed Ragnarok as nobody was taking any of it too seriously. I’m fed up with Marvel mixing up superheroes instead of giving them their own movies. He’s two young girls and his no doubt incredibly appreciative wife live in the Australian outback.
And there’s a Chris butt shot in Rush! Brief but firm!
Greg
Marvel isn’t mixing up superheroes. The Avengers is an actual team. Chris is also in the new Vacation movie. He shows off his extra-large boxer briefs. ; )
leobaga
OMG. What a body. Perfection!
SPEEDOSWIMMER
Chris Hemsworth makes my cooter snap and moist. Yummmmmmmmmmmy HUNKALICIOUSNESS!!!
Donald Trump
Nice body, but he should shave his beard. Yuck!
leobaga
Hi, DCtroll! Hahaha.