LISTEN: Chris Kluwe’s Bleeptastic Radio Ad For Marriage Equality In Minnesota

Chris Kluwe, the man who brought the term “lustful cockmonster” into the national lexicon, has recorded a bleep-ridden ad for Minnesotans for Equality.

The Minnesota Vikings punter teamed up for the tongue- in-cheek ad with North Woods Advertising’s Bill Hillsman, who felt Minnesotans United were doing a “particularly lousy job” with their more upbeat marriage equality ads.

“Somebody needs a campaign other than Minnesotans United, or this thing isn’t going to get there,” Hilsman told Minn Post.

Enter Kluwe dropping a few cockmonster bombs and here we are.

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  • Dumdum

    This is the first Heterosexual man that makes me wish that I was a smoking hot woman. This man is a true role model for everyone. We are all blessed to have him and his wife and kids in this world. This is what it is about people!!! I want to live on planet Kluwe.

  • FStratford

    Won’t play on an iPhone. Care to transcribe

  • Dumdum

    @FStratford: hey i can do this for you? but it will take time. a lot of time. if i do this thing? I want a thank you, DD.OK?

  • Dumdum

    too much info watch the daily show with john stewart if that doesn’t piss you off. then you must be dead. i have to go scream into a pillow for an hour………….hopefully my brain will explode and i will DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • MikeE

    @Dumdum: coherent some times?

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