Chris Matthews Dances With, Attacks Ellen


We’ve got a live one here!

You may have seen that Ellen DeGeneres hosted Chris Matthews yesterday. And, as per DeGeneres’ tiresome tradition, the newsman was made to dance his way on stage.

While some people half ass their big entrance, Matthews went all out, swinging, shaking and nearly decapitating the lesbian chatter box.

If you didn’t like Matthews before, you will now. If you did like him, well, now you’ll love him. And if you loved him, you’re going to ejaculate.

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