Chris Meloni, actor and winner of the coveted “Best Butt In Primetime” Award, has a few choice words for gay fans that are pining for him.
A Brazilian teenager named Ariano Médio was late to the game when it came to watching Oz, the homoerotic prison drama than ran on HBO from 1997 to 2003. After devouring all 56 episodes, Médio got that slow sinking feeling that comes at the end of a binge, and tried to come to terms with the fact that he’d vaporized the show.
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So he did what any wise man would do. He took to Twitter to ask Chris Meloni for advice.
Here’s the short, sweet exchange that followed:
@Chris_Meloni I finished the Oz series two days and I’m depressed about it (especially with the end of your character), how to handle?
— Ariano Médio (@LuksAnd97) July 10, 2016
Take a shower and pretend I’ll be joining u https://t.co/qAS8QZ3W6v
— Chris Meloni (@Chris_Meloni) July 10, 2016
I’m dead, HAHAHAHAHA https://t.co/pJd9hlqKLY
— Ariano Médio (@LuksAnd97) July 10, 2016
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DCguy
He’s always been very cool about reaching out to the community. And yes, best butt in prime time. lol
AtticusBennett
and he’s the NICEST man you could ever meet. truly, he’s such a good dude. and yes, i’ve been in love with him since i was a teen.
Truth-is-Truthy
Ariano Médio probably had an amazing shower then lol
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
Happy to add my equally worthless opinion to the consensus and say he’s a top fucking bloke! Do yourself a favour and watch the separated Beecher & Keller relationship storyline on YouTube (Brian Bloom’s Ronald Barlog tho!!! Damn!)
BigG
Oz was a great show. When I think of the ultimate perfect sexy man, I always think of Chris Meloni. Gorgeous and masculine. Not like the hipster, metro, whiny men of today. Ugh.
Hussain-TheCanadian
I’m glad that he responds to his fans, that’s awesome – More celebs should be down to earth like Chris!
SportGuy
Oh I have been fantasizing about him in the shower for years! That butt just won’t quit. Could bounce a quarter off that!
Xzamilio
Between Oz and SVU, Meloni was a staple in my spank material growing up. And Bubba from Mama’s Family. And baseball (Ken Griffey, Jr.). And Real Sex on HBO. And WCW and WWF. Sigh… memories of a crusty liner sheet.
TrueWords
@Xzamilio: Bubba was HOT
dean089
And that’s what being a real man is all about. You accept a compliment — or, in this case, adoration — as it’s offered without getting uptight or offended.
Billy Budd
I used to say to my boss at work that he was very cute and he always replied “thanks for the compliment”. He is straight and happily married.
SouthPaw81
@SportGuy: And the rest of him isn’t too bad either! LOL – But I must say what I admire the most about him is how he responds to his gay fans.
sfcarlos65
You’re a good and noble man, Mr. Meloni, apart from being sex-on-a-stick. You’re missed on “Law & Order: SVU”, but I wish you all the best.
Goforit
@TrueWords: @Xzamilio: What is this, “geezer night” on here? (myself included) Yea I had a big thing for Bubba too. In my dreams anyway. And yes Mr. Maloni provided me with some wonderful fantasies. Does any one else remember him from a tv show called The Fanelli Boys? A short lived show from the early 90’s. Kind of the same story line as HBO’s Six Feet Under.
chaz54
CHRIS MELONI IS JUST THE FUCKING COOLEST OF COOLS… Nothing more admirable than a self assured guy… Go Chris!!
Caleb in SC
A total DILF. Love that guy.
BGinBigD
Meloni is one of the hottest guys EVER!! Where are the gay versions of him? He is perfection! Don’t git me goin; I’m havin an episode! Love that man.
Xzamilio
@Goforit: Is 31 “geezer” age? Don’t answer that… in the gay world, I’m practically a dinosaur lol
ErikO
@Caleb in SC: DILF? He’s not that old. But yes he’s handsome, has anyone here watched the Gregg Araki movie a white bird in a blizzard besides me?
TrueWords
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9leyQjtOFA
TrueWords
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhIcNtZ2YOM
Brexit
At 55 he’s only a year younger than me, so definitely a DILF albeit a slightly younger one than me!
dre23222
Chris is so hot
mikey50
Heaven is burying your face in Chris Meloni’s ass.