Chris Pine is showing wood. The actor’s full-frontal scene in the upcoming film Outlaw King already has tongues wagging, with one critic raving about the glimpses of “his royal todger” and the “full majesty of his medieval bush.”
Other reviewers who watched the film at the Toronto International Film Festival were equally abuzz. “Had a great time seeing colleagues tonight here at one of the year’s biggest cultural events and discussing Chris Pine’s penis,” said Vanity Fair’s Richard Lawson.
“Chris Pine rearranged is Rich Penis,” observed Decider’s Alex Zalben. “The signs were there all along.”
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For his part, Pine tells ET it’s “pretty cool” that his, ahem, lumber is the breakout star of the film fest.
Talking to The Hollywood Reporter, though, the 38-year-old struck a more bemused tone, saying he’s surprised the nudity has gotten more press than the bloodshed of this 14th-century war tale.
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“What I find very funny is that there’s so much beheading in this, and yet people want to talk about my penis,” Pine told the site. “And I think that says something about our society, where people can get disemboweled, but it’s the man’s junk that is of interest.”
The Star Trek alum also bemoaned that his nude scene was shot on a cold day. “I’d choose some sort of hot tub in Bali, and less men probably.” (Well, we certainly can’t agree with him on the second part.)
Hussain-TheCanadian
I too find it interesting that we no longer are faced with cinematic violence; as a gamer, an anime otaku and a movie junkie, I noticed that I enjoy my entertainment with violence – I wonder if its linked to our animalistic bloodlust?
I’m proud to say I have never seen real videos of people being murdered, raped, or tortured, something about the reality of such snuff films makes me outraged, but many people watch this stuff online, and a good question is why?
I’m sure our focus on sex and the rarity of seeing a man’s penis on screen is probably the reason behind this “buzz” and I’m sure as time goes on, we’ll be desensitized to it?
I am interested though as to why many of us dont flench at “make belief” violence but are rightfully horrified when we see the real thing?
o.codone
Go to watchpeopledie.com. real stuff. you’ll be hooked. Just like everybody else.
Young Timer
Sorry to deflate your ego, Chris.
If you’ve seen one….. you’ve seen them all.
msc1208
I’ve seen one. Just because I’ve seen one doesn’t mean I don’t want to go ahead and see them all.
FRE0
Nonsense! There is as much variety among penes as there is among faces or bodies.
jpcolter
Sorry, you’re wrong. I still want to see them all.
o.codone
I think I’ve seen them all. At least if feels that way.
NataMaxxx
It sounds like you’ve only ever seen one.
Greg
Full majesty of his medieval bush? Doesn’t he know about trimming? Sure, Chris, it was a cold day. Well that’s why you should have had a fluffer. There’s so much beheading in the film and Chris’ penis could get another kind of beheading.
surfpenis
So no link to the dick scene?? Hmpf. Just wondering if it’s cut or uncut. :/0
russdog
I’m always ready to see more penis on screen. Too bad Chris doesn’t seem to want the company of more men (someone should tell him it’s “fewer” men, not “less” men). He appears to be gay-friendly otherwise, so that’s a plus.
jpcolter
No one wants a grammar Nazi in the comments.
russdog
@jpcolter You’re right, no one wants a Nazi anywhere. Thank goodness I’m not one. Since I highly doubt Chris Pine will be reading these comments, I feel comfortable noting the difference between “fewer” and “less”. I’m not correcting the grammar of any particular person here. That would be rude. Noticing innocuous mistakes elsewhere and commenting (in the comment section) on them does no harm. I see nothing in my post that perpetuates an ideology which seeks to ensure racial purity through genocide, or maintain order through violent oppression.
TomG
And what is the big deal. They have had female full frontal nudity for decades, why are straight men so afraid to see the male body? It’s not like they haven’t checked themselves out in mirrors.
Virpilosus
I hope, for the sake of historical accuracy, that he’s UNCUT! No man of that era or place would have been circumcized except a Jew… So, which kind of dick does he show?
mujerado
I guess you’ll just have to wait until you or a friend sees it to find out. It may be such a quick exposure that you can’t tell anyway.