This week Ed Sheeran gave Elton John a giant marble penis, Nolan Gould finished his first pole dancing class, and OnlyFans backtracked its porn ban with a swiftness. Here’s what happened on Instagram:
Nick Sandell packed his bags.
Shomari Francis wore a suit.
Neil Patrick Harris soaked himself.
Schuyler Bailar posed for Speedo.
Tom Daley cleaned his closet.
Okkar Min Maung brought a buddy to bed.
Jack Falahee drank in the pool.
Elliott Norris showed some belly.
Chris Salvatore joined Naked Boys Singing.
Nicholas Herrera stepped into his shorts.
Teesaddy got a cabana.
Andrew Christian visited The Vessel.
Conrad Ricamora went for a run.
Steve Grand jumped in the lake.
Brad Goreski went to Mykonos.
DJ Justin Dawson had watermelon.
Brian Jordan Alvarez found a rooftop pool.
Davey Wavey ate his underwear.
Mark Wahlberg tried on clothes.
Colton Underwood walked the dog.
And Kyle Jordaan showed some ass.
SDR94103
Okkar Min Maung. =. *****
frankcar1965
He is one sexy guy.
ShiningSex
most were zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz boring!
Kangol2
Definitely better than last week. Teesaddy, Nicholas Herrera & Okkar Min Maung are +++. I’m a big fan of Neil Patrick Harris but that isn’t a flattering photo of him. Why is racist abuser Mark Wahlberg here though?
Inspector 57
Is NPH smuggling something there?
lykeitiz
I’ve noticed it in other pics. I think the answer is YES.
Jack
Tom Dailey’s abs. Honorary second Gold Medal for that much work.
Rock Star
Thanks for featuring a couple of folks that are not hi?ious for a change.
Sincerely,
Rock
AZ71
Stop with Colton Underwood for goodness sakes!
bsg1967
It reminds me of FETCH and that had more chance of happening
GayEGO
Nice pics! A lot of good looking gay guys!
CatholicXXX
SO Neil stopped trying and Dustin isn’t welcomed in toms family pictures ?
dhmonarch89
if tom had half a brain, the Singer acolyte wouldn’t be welcome in his family at all!
Jon in Canada
Sigh….
The reason Lance (he doesn’t go by Dustin) isn’t in these particular pics is because this is Tom’s family gathering before he left for Canada (he’s here by the way). Lance has been in Calgary for weeks working on a film and Tom arrived a few days ago. That’s why he’s not in these photos and it’s also why he wasn’t in London when Tom went to the Olympics; there’s video of Lance, Deb (Tom’s mom) and Robbie Ray cheering Tom on from their temporary home in Calgary. Seriously, stop trying to create drama that isn’t there.
BTW, you’d know all this if you ever glanced at Tom’s YouTube Channel, where he spoke about this very fact.
ScottOnEarth
Sorry to see homophobic prick, Mark Wahlberg anywhere on this site.
DarkZephyr
In what way is Mark Wahlberg “homophobic”?
nm4047
@Darkz, really, not someone that has gone on record in support (unless his publicist advised him to). When he was the (then) poster boy for Calvin Klein, Wahlberg made many attacks on the gay community ‘objectifying’ the image of the ads. Also acknowledges his gang related violence again Asian community, something (again) his publicist scripted his statement on how much he regrets his comments and action as an 18yo when he probably thought being in a boy band was going to be his career and didn’t need to appeal to all members of the community, not just screaming teenagers (not frustrated middle aged housewives).
ceej11
I;m thinking NPH looks more like a nubbin, but I still totally would.
dhmonarch89
Pre 2016- Tom Daley was on this site 3-4 times a week, then- thankfully, he faded- rarely saw him once a month- now, he gets lucky at the Olympics because a Chinese diver in synchro messes up and we’re back to being force fed on the little media whore 2-3 times a week. Well, my viewing site will be cut to once a week… oh, and I don’t give a damn if you disagree, we used to be allowed to have opinions, If you like him- fine, I don’t.
DarkZephyr
Why don’t you cut your viewing AND commenting to 0 times a week? You might like that even better.
BoomerMyles
Wow that was bitter.
Forget the fact he and his husband are role models and just had a child.
What have you done for humanity?
dhmonarch89
I teach inner city kids to read…. I could give you guys a lesson or two there if you want- because clearly you’re both having trouble. I know 90% of the community would love to see Dark go and never come back…. If you think a Bryan Singer acolyte makes a good role model- you need some serious help! That poor child is in for a lot of therapy from all the sex pics/tapes that have been leaked with his dads in them.
DarkZephyr
@dhmonarch89 how nice that you teach inner city kids to read…what does their being “inner city” have to do with their learning to read?
dhmonarch89
it’s where I work as a reading resource specialist…. FO&D!!!!!!
malerntogo
“Gets lucky”? Wow! Did you even watch the finals? His dive was nearly perfect!
He became the Olympic sweetheart with his friendliness, smile and knitting while he waited for his events.
flim
Firstly Tom Daley did not just become the most decorated British Olympic diver ever by accident/ i love that he won gold this time though for various reasons but how much it clearly annoys you is going on the list, he’s also done very little media since the Olympics, only one major interview with the BBC and handed the rest off to Matty while he spends time with his family in Canada, oh and eye rolling the other comments, like yeah theres a picture of toms butt out there considering the man competes in speedos its not really that big a deal, and no one but bitter people jealous of Lance still care about his photos, they seem like great parents/ have managed despite all the media attention on them to keep their childs face private
Yooper
Those poor kids.
D_Bro
He didn’t get lucky! He has worked hard since he was a little child. Diving at his level takes dedication and skill. Something you obviously don’t understand.
CityguyUSA
What is the point of posting all the phony bodies? Why not only post legitimate images?
Kangol2
Why do you keep posting this same claim every week? Who has a phony body? You may have body issues you want to get checked out, but most of the people featured above have bodies that are anything but “phony.”
Jon in Canada
And here you are, every time, making the same claim. You know, there’s a simple solution to this “torture” you seem to be suffering, don’t click on the story. Seriously, that’s all it takes. That way, you won’t be “forced” to see people with bodies you wish you had. Jealousy is an ugly taskmaster, isn’t it?
MISTERJETT
what Kangol and Jon said.
yaletownman
Davey Wavey? I thought he dropped off the face of the Earth 12-15 years ago.
malerntogo
Wonderful seeing Neil Patrick Harris! And when I say “seeing” I mean I can literally see the outline of his penis! Very nice Neil!
Yooper
Thank you for Teesaddy and Eliot Norris, something natural and at ease about them.