America used to be so great. Conservative Christians would stand hand in hand with their heterosexual partners, gazing upon beautiful rainbows, watched over by a loving God.
Then gays got the right to marry and now straight people are forced to stay single forever and can’t look at so much at a single rainbow even accidentally without turning gay. Or at least that’s how they sometimes make it sound.
Take Walker Wildmon, Assistant to the President of the American Family Association, who recently tweeted out his frustration with the “homosexual lobby” stealing marriage and rainbows, due to a lack of originality.
Homosexual lobby can't come up with anything original. They steal the rainbow. Steal marriage. Both God created. pic.twitter.com/5jDTUBqmHC
— Walker Wildmon (@WalkerWildmon) August 13, 2016
If God made everything, doesn’t that make everyone guilty of stealing everything from Him? God made that land that golfers have stolen for their own purposes. Stop stealing land from God, golfers!
Of course, many of the the types of marriages the Bible approves of look a lot different than the one woman, one man argument modern day Christians like to make.