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Christian Consulting Group Sends Michele Bachmann A Vibrator

Things aren’t going well for Strategy for Media Group, a conservative Christian political consulting outfit. The group has emerged as the go-to firm for such right-wing darlings as Newt Gingrich, Ted Cruz and Michele Bachmann. But it’s also churning with tremendous internal turmoil with a dissatisfied staff and a larger-than-life boss, Rex Elsass. Thanks to legal documents filed in an Ohio court in a lawsuit filed by a former staffer, we now know this choice bit of news:  the Strategy Group for Media accidentally sent Michele Bachmann a “female pleasure machine” to help with her migraines.

According to Buzzfeed, Elsass chose the vibrator by mistake and sent it to Bachmann’s office. Apparently, he was trying to pick out a vibrating-head massager to help with Bachmann’s migraines. Instead, he seems to have chosen a “pleasure object” from Brookstone. A person familiar with the story told Buzzfeed that the Strategy for Media Group was able to retrieve the gift before Bachmann opened it. No word on what Michele got in its place.

 

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10 Comments

  • onahigh23

    They should have left it. Probably the only action she’s getting at home.

  • Dakotahgeo

    Knowing Marcus, he’ll probably try stealing it from Mitchelle while she’s attempting to mix pancake batter with it. 5 to 1 ??

  • Mike

    Great pic, but her technique is horrible. No wonder Marcus is gay!

  • oilburner

    After she shoves it up her husbands arse

    She can slide it down her throat so we no longer have to hear it speak

  • 1EqualityUSA

    More corn dog pics!

  • JT Hawkins

    Something tells me she would be entirely too toothy.

  • offbeatoh86

    It’s Ohio not Oho

  • Harley

    Maybe god is telling her something by inflicting her with all these debilitating migraines. Maybe he is saying “SHUT THE FUCK UP.”

  • Redpalacebulleaglesox

    Good grief, with the technique she’s displaying no wonder Marcus is frigid. No teeth, Michelle, no teeth!

  • Cyn

    Oh hell yeah. She so needs to get laid, well and often. With her standards, electronics may be the gateway to a real life. Let me recommend a Hitachi.

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