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Christian Man Wonders If He’s Gay Because Of A Friendship With A Homosexual

Breaking on The 700 Club, where old people go to scream at their rabbit-eared televisions: A man wonders whether a gay friend, who is supposedly making passes at him, makes him gay. Wisely responds Pat Roberson: RUN FOR THE HILLS! Turn off the Family Guy re-runs and start watching the show, I command you.