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Christopher Meloni Has The “Best Butt In Primetime”…And He Knows It

Christopher Meloni stopped by Conan and the conversation naturally shifted to his amazing, incredible, delectable ass.

We’ve been fans of Law and Order: SVU daddy Christopher Meloni’s ass for years, dating back to our gayling days waiting for one of the many shower scenes in Oz. Meloni’s ass has had a stellar career since ending its run on Oz and has popped up in multiple films and television shows, the newest of which is the Fox sitcom Surviving Jack. Even if Surviving Jack is canceled, we’re sure Meloni’s ass will bounce right back in a new project.

Meloni and Conan O’Brien yuk it up about his “best butt in primetime” award and the many conversations it inspires, and when you’re done watching that we wouldn’t be doing our duty if we didn’t direct you to this VERY NSFW Oz scene in which Christopher gives viewers the full Meloni during a shower scene.

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  • TinoTurner

    Holy crap, he needs to hire a gay to dress him. Good christ!

  • Billy Budd

    I don’t find him very beautiful, but I think he is extremely SEXY.

  • DarthKitsune

    the things I’d do to that ass!

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  • roddyboy4848

    I love chris I want to meet him so bad

  • jckfmsincty

    He’d be a great Stanley Kowolski in “A Streetcar Named Desire”.

  • Dwayne420

    Love Chris…but that outfit…all I can hear is the theme to LOVE BOAT! lol

  • Tackle

    Damn! When he says, “Oh please” , and ” she started it”, it sounde llike a mini pursue fell out of his mouth. So sotf and whiny. Nothing wrong with that, or not a knock against fem sounding, which I happen to like, he just sounded suspect. And the whole thing about
    guy propositioning him in the shower. I thought he ment guys offering him money. Guys in the shower stroking themselves while lathering-up, and checking out your junk is not what I would consider a proposition. And I would think that someone of his income level would belong to a more private or exclusive gym, where the shower are is private, have curtains, or some type of barrier. And if it really bothered him, ( which apparently it doesn’t) ,
    he could just wait till he gets home to shower. But I can tell, that he likes a little attention.

  • Niall

    I expected that clip to have like a picture collection of evidence of him having the best butt, but naaahhh

  • Billy Budd

    @Niall: There are photos and videos of him bathing, from OZ. He has a nice butt indeed.

  • michael mellor

    Let me eat that ass out, honey. Oooh, yeah.

  • Billy Budd

    @michael mellor: He is a mature and manly guy. I would want to top him, but I would let him return the favor. :)

  • DickieJohnson

    OOOh,Yeah! And, Chris has Star-quality, low-hangin’ cojones, as well. Recently I saw a pic of him online featuring a full erection. Since it was shown head-on, and with a full knob, the length is indeterminate. I loved the OZ series, and also had lust for the skinhead with the short flattop haircut, Robson, Oooh!

  • Throbert McGee

    I loved Chris Meloni as the summer-camp cook with a refrigerator fetish in Wet Hot American Summer. (fap-fap-fap)

  • Throbert McGee

    Sigh… thinking about a big tasty man-wich with Chris Meloni, Vincent D’Onofrio, Adam Baldwin, the “Wild Kratt” brothers, and me.

  • Throbert McGee

    Come to think of it, Adam “I’ll be in my bunk” Baldwin AND the unrelated Alec Baldwin from the Beetlejuice and Red October eras, even though Alec Baldwin has subsequently turned out to be somewhat crazy.

  • Throbert McGee

    And how could I forget Kurt Russell from the Big Trouble in Little China era? Seeing him make out with Chris Meloni would probably cause me to be assumed bodily into Heaven, just like the Virgin Mary.

  • Cam

    Yeah, in that new series he is always wearing tight pants. THey have a smart dresser on that show.

  • Mezaien

    WOW I`m the biggest sucker when it`s come to Christopher, he is, SO hot and, so man M m m m m.

  • Sweet Boy

    I’d be rimming that ass for hours till he moans and groans…

  • JohnnyCorby

    Christopher Meloni has bent over and spread his butt cheeks on OZ. He is the only mainstream actor to full expose his butthole on film. Why is he complaining of the attention he is getting?

    Christopher Meloni also urinated in a bucket on OZ.

  • babybabybaby

    Luv Luv Luv me some Chris….. His front aint bad either….

  • WuzUpYall

    Conan wants some.

  • Sluggo2007

    I’ve always thought he was hot as hell and I’ll just bet he’s had some wild sex with guys too. He knows exactly what he’s doing when he takes off his clothes.

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