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Christopher Meloni Has The “Best Butt In Primetime”…And He Knows It

Christopher Meloni stopped by Conan and the conversation naturally shifted to his amazing, incredible, delectable ass.

We’ve been fans of Law and Order: SVU daddy Christopher Meloni’s ass for years, dating back to our gayling days waiting for one of the many shower scenes in Oz. Meloni’s ass has had a stellar career since ending its run on Oz and has popped up in multiple films and television shows, the newest of which is the Fox sitcom Surviving Jack. Even if Surviving Jack is canceled, we’re sure Meloni’s ass will bounce right back in a new project.

Meloni and Conan O’Brien yuk it up about his “best butt in primetime” award and the many conversations it inspires, and when you’re done watching that we wouldn’t be doing our duty if we didn’t direct you to this VERY NSFW Oz scene in which Christopher gives viewers the full Meloni during a shower scene.

On:           May 7, 2014
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    • TinoTurner

      Holy crap, he needs to hire a gay to dress him. Good christ!

      May 7, 2014 at 2:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Billy Budd

      I don’t find him very beautiful, but I think he is extremely SEXY.

      May 7, 2014 at 2:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DarthKitsune

      the things I’d do to that ass!

      May 7, 2014 at 2:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • robho3


      May 7, 2014 at 3:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • roddyboy4848

      I love chris I want to meet him so bad

      May 7, 2014 at 3:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jckfmsincty

      He’d be a great Stanley Kowolski in “A Streetcar Named Desire”.

      May 7, 2014 at 3:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dwayne420

      Love Chris…but that outfit…all I can hear is the theme to LOVE BOAT! lol

      May 7, 2014 at 3:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tackle

      Damn! When he says, “Oh please” , and ” she started it”, it sounde llike a mini pursue fell out of his mouth. So sotf and whiny. Nothing wrong with that, or not a knock against fem sounding, which I happen to like, he just sounded suspect. And the whole thing about
      guy propositioning him in the shower. I thought he ment guys offering him money. Guys in the shower stroking themselves while lathering-up, and checking out your junk is not what I would consider a proposition. And I would think that someone of his income level would belong to a more private or exclusive gym, where the shower are is private, have curtains, or some type of barrier. And if it really bothered him, ( which apparently it doesn’t) ,
      he could just wait till he gets home to shower. But I can tell, that he likes a little attention.

      May 7, 2014 at 4:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Niall

      I expected that clip to have like a picture collection of evidence of him having the best butt, but naaahhh

      May 7, 2014 at 4:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Billy Budd

      @Niall: There are photos and videos of him bathing, from OZ. He has a nice butt indeed.

      May 7, 2014 at 5:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • michael mellor

      Let me eat that ass out, honey. Oooh, yeah.

      May 7, 2014 at 5:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Billy Budd

      @michael mellor: He is a mature and manly guy. I would want to top him, but I would let him return the favor. :)

      May 7, 2014 at 6:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DickieJohnson

      OOOh,Yeah! And, Chris has Star-quality, low-hangin’ cojones, as well. Recently I saw a pic of him online featuring a full erection. Since it was shown head-on, and with a full knob, the length is indeterminate. I loved the OZ series, and also had lust for the skinhead with the short flattop haircut, Robson, Oooh!

      May 8, 2014 at 12:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Throbert McGee

      I loved Chris Meloni as the summer-camp cook with a refrigerator fetish in Wet Hot American Summer. (fap-fap-fap)

      May 8, 2014 at 5:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Throbert McGee

      Sigh… thinking about a big tasty man-wich with Chris Meloni, Vincent D’Onofrio, Adam Baldwin, the “Wild Kratt” brothers, and me.

      May 8, 2014 at 5:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Throbert McGee

      Come to think of it, Adam “I’ll be in my bunk” Baldwin AND the unrelated Alec Baldwin from the Beetlejuice and Red October eras, even though Alec Baldwin has subsequently turned out to be somewhat crazy.

      May 8, 2014 at 5:26 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Throbert McGee

      And how could I forget Kurt Russell from the Big Trouble in Little China era? Seeing him make out with Chris Meloni would probably cause me to be assumed bodily into Heaven, just like the Virgin Mary.

      May 8, 2014 at 5:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam

      Yeah, in that new series he is always wearing tight pants. THey have a smart dresser on that show.

      May 8, 2014 at 8:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mezaien

      WOW I`m the biggest sucker when it`s come to Christopher, he is, SO hot and, so man M m m m m.

      May 8, 2014 at 9:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sweet Boy

      I’d be rimming that ass for hours till he moans and groans…

      May 8, 2014 at 1:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JohnnyCorby

      Christopher Meloni has bent over and spread his butt cheeks on OZ. He is the only mainstream actor to full expose his butthole on film. Why is he complaining of the attention he is getting?


      Christopher Meloni also urinated in a bucket on OZ.

      May 8, 2014 at 4:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • babybabybaby

      Luv Luv Luv me some Chris….. His front aint bad either….

      May 8, 2014 at 8:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • WuzUpYall

      Conan wants some.

      May 9, 2014 at 2:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sluggo2007

      I’ve always thought he was hot as hell and I’ll just bet he’s had some wild sex with guys too. He knows exactly what he’s doing when he takes off his clothes.

      Jul 13, 2016 at 7:17 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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