It’s great to see Men’s Health featuring an older guy on its front cover, and always wonderful to see stripped-down photos of actor Christopher Meloni!
The Law and Order star, 60, graces the front of the latest issue of the magazine and poses for plenty of pics inside, where he also discusses his career, fitness routine, and workouts.
“I catch flies with my ass cheeks, like a Venus flytrap.”
For our September 2021 cover story, we met up with America’s Zaddy™, @Chris_Meloni, who’s not only swole at 60, but the proud owner of the butt that broke the internet to boot. 🍑 https://t.co/6Oex4N4PDz
— Men’s Health Mag (@MensHealthMag) August 4, 2021
Related: It’s official, Christopher Meloni is owning his ‘zaddy’ status
It’s an in-depth interview that explores everything from his oppressive childhood, the current cultural moment he seems to be enjoying, and what it means to be a “zaddy.” But if that’s not enough to tempt you, there’s also a video of him ripping his tank top off, doing the splits, and lounging in a skimpy pair of Armani trunks.
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It’s @MensHealthMag cover story day! This one goes out to everyone who, like me, was way too young to watch Oz but it awakened something in them anyway. https://t.co/udR7UOjOEO pic.twitter.com/zOh1BgGlMX
— Jadzia Vaxx (@Philip_Ellis) August 4, 2021
Oh, in the accompanying workout video, we’re introduced to his trainer, Matt Pietrantonio. Hello!
Matt’s the guy Meloni credits with forcing him to include squats in his workout, which must surely be worthy of some sort of medal.
Meloni is famed for his particularly muscular ass, and he even jokes in his interview, “I catch flies with my ass cheeks, like a Venus flytrap.”
You can read all about Meloni’s glute workout on a separate part of Men’s Health.
Unsurprisingly, the internet approves of Mr Meloni sharing himself with the world.
Ever wondered how Chris Meloni got dat ass??? Enjoy. 😈 pic.twitter.com/GGyDTH8xqS
— ♿️TEE FRANKLIN HAS FAILED THIS COUNTRY🌈 (@MizTeeFranklin) August 4, 2021
Morning, internet. Say hi to @MensHealthMag September cover star Chris Meloni.
📸: @wattsupphoto pic.twitter.com/XWL6aIe5fb
— Mike Darling (@mike_darling) August 4, 2021
Give Men’s Health a Pulitzer already https://t.co/2QRFxS9o4L
— Meredith Blake (@MeredithBlake) August 4, 2021
ted
Aging beautifully, Chris.
DarkZephyr
Oh God. <3 He is so gorgeous.
GayEGO
Quite a hunk and a perky butt as well!
mz.sam
Love that Zaddy daddy!
humble charlie
I guess he doesn’t need a fly swatter, and he does have the right bait.
Max
i love everything about him!
Kinkslola
Supersize this order to go. Yum
cuteguy
Loved him since Oz
IanHunter
This man has always been hot! He looking better than ever!
nitejonboy
Too bad the personality doesn’t match the bod, he’s a real piece of shit in real life.
Jon in Canada
Except he’s not a shit in real life. He’s actually very friendly and very much a conversationalist. How do I know this? Because my brother in law works on L&O: Organized Crime. So you can just toddle off there sweets.
DarkZephyr
You are so full of it. He is down to earth, he’s nice, he’s sweet to the LGBT community. You’re nuts.
barryaksarben
TROLL
mgconlan
I’ve drooled over Meloni and had hot dreams about him ever since his SVU days, and now he’s getting even hotter!
Jon in Canada
60 Kids, that man is 60. Proof that it’s never too late.
woodroad34
Where’s the ‘Meloni Bologna’?
Cam
Amazing how he seems to have the same body he had in Oz.