No One’s Asking Churches To Grant Rights To Married Couples, Zombies Or Toasters

While the full version of this amazing infographic explains why marriage equality won’t lead to dog, child, toaster and corpse brides, we most love its simple explanation that churches have zero say about what rights the government bestows upon married couples. Darn, right.

Besides, toasters just aren’t loveable… unless of course, you mean the Brave Little Toaster.