I don’t know about you, but sometimes there’s no better part of the day than watching adult women like Cindy Jacobs, of the ministry Generals International, conclude the cause of all those birds dying is America’s growing acceptance of same-sex marriage and the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell. Preach!
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gregger
This idiot is right up there with Pat Robertson and Sarah Palin, idiots. Just blithering idiots.
Daez
By her stupidity, shouldn’t all of Europe be blanketed daily in a thick down comforter of dead birds by now?
Nature can talk to us? Awesome! Please tell me why this bitch isn’t in an insane asylum somewhere! Oh wait, its because she preaches her hatred and stupidity in a religious sense.
MY GOD, WHEN THE FOREFATHERS ADDED FREEDOM OF RELIGION TO THE CONSTITUTION NO ONE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS CRAZY BITCH!
Nottachristian
Yes, mysterious bird deaths are item #10521 of the Gay Agenda…ps Wilma Flintstone wants her outfit back.
justiceontherocks
Look at her jacket. A Motel 6 somewhere nearby is missing a shower curtain.
gregger
@justiceontherocks: I was thinking that the Drag Queen she clubbed over the head to get that outfit will come looking for her, with a knife.
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
She looks like she is struggling to take a shit……..
adman
Her bland stopped up mind and the banal evil that leaks from it is disgusting. I wonder if she feels omnipotent? I mean the messianic delusions are so obvious…
josh
was this woman born stupid, or does she live near/in a nuclear reactor? Dropped on head? on acid? I’ve never heard of something so stupid in all of my life(except the tea bags wanting to carry guns at political rallies).
ugh, and where did she find her fashion sense? ugh looks like someone vomited all over her. ew
Simon
@Whole Europe not, but it applies to Sweden, Netherlands and of course Vatican 😉
‘that bitch is crazy!’ 😀
paulD
She can take her sacred Bible scripture and shove it up her purple clad ass! Is it possible people believe this shit??
Yuriy
BWAHAHA … she is so stupid 😀
if all she said would be true … then Europe would be hell itself xD
Aunt Sharon
This is SNL, right?
David Beerman
And what message is god telling you with that shiny blue leopard print?
Jeffree
If Cindy Jacobs wandered into the ER saying this kind of stuff, she’d be dru.gged and put in a nice padded room with other people just like her….
justiceontherocks
@Jeffree – we can only hope . . .
SammySeattle
Betty Bowers’ evil twin.
jacknastion
Only a Republican would be stupid enough to believe that dead birds and increases in extreme weather are caused by homosexual activity and not pollution.
JR
Comment:”1 Timothy 2:11-15 (American Standard Version) 11 Let a woman learn in quietness with all subjection. 12 But I permit not a woman to teach, nor to have dominion over a man, but to be in quietness. 13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve; 14 and Adam was not beguiled, but the woman being beguiled hath fallen into transgression: 15 but she shall be saved through her child-bearing, if they continue in faith and love and sanctification with sobriety.” Perhaps it was all the woman preachers that caused the birds to die. I mean, c’mon… you can quote a scripture for or against just about anything… This “lady” is nuts…
chpinnlr
She is a fucking loon, that has too many people agreeing with her to be dismissed as a joke. The fact that these people can prey on the gullible and stupid is a real shame, If there wasn’t serious money to be made these people wouldn’t be on television. That Purple leopard lame’ dosen’t pay for itself!!!!
Mark Lawrence
I can’t listen to her video because her voice is like finger nails on chalkboard but that outfit could drive me to dress in drag. There are so many things I could do with those beads.
Mark Lawrence
@justiceontherocks: To quote Carol Burnet in her Gone with Wind parody. “I saw it in the window and just had to have it”
Josh in OR
Cindy Jacobs is clearly a fraud as a ‘prophet’ by any standard, but is especially egregious by the standards of the faith and god she claims to speak for. In Deuteronomy 18 – you know, from that book people that follow her think is the inerrant word of their god? – it clearly states that anyone who claims the title ‘prophet’ yet speaks one word that comes from a source other than God himself – in other words, anyone claiming the title who says “God has told me…” and is proven wrong, is to be put to death.
Now, I am not in ANY way saying that Cindy should meet that fate. Not at all. But it shouldn’t be ignored that prophets, true ones, don’t speak in ‘maybes’ or ‘could bes’. Either you believe you have a hard line to God, in which case you believe every word you say and speak with zeal, or you know you’re a sham and hedge your bets. This woman isn’t crazy, she’s a capitalist, taking advantage of the weak-minded and fearful for money, like all the rest like her. Thats not crazy, it’s smart as hell. And totally evil.
How stupid do people have to be to keep following these scam artists?
B
No. 18 · JR wrote, ‘Comment:”1 Timothy 2:11-15 (American Standard Version) 11 Let a woman learn in quietness with all subjection. 12 But I permit not a woman to teach, nor to have dominion over a man, but to be in quietness.”‘
My guess – the early Christians who wrote that had their own Cindy Jacobs to deal with and wanted those types to shut up!
Robbie K
My god what did she expose to get that set of beads and oh yeah Barney called he said purple is his color…bitch please.
Adonis-of-Fire
Oh miss honey…was nature talking to you when you decided to put on that fugly ass purple blue leopard print, that big ass chunky necklace, and that cheap sally’s beauty supplies wig? miss honey you need to take a seat, NOW.
PS: The drag queen you stole that outfit from told me to tell you she’s coming for your ass and you’ll pay what you owe.
Adonis-of-Fire
@Josh in OR:
I think the bitch should be beat down with a stick that has a rusty nail at one end, and then skinned while still alive.
Flip
Maybe God is striking birds down dead because Arkansas and 30 other states BAN gay marriage! Maybe he’s mad that small minded simpletons like her are discriminating against his gay children!
Despite her outfit, I will still wear purple. It’s such a fabulous color.
@ Daez: Love the comforter comment! LOL!
Nate
I wonder if she knows that the reason all these animals were dying was leaked… The us government ( very shady people ) decided to test a chemical weapon, which happened to be affecting the wildlife, and while everyone is freaking out, said government decided not to tell people what was going on. One man who was working on this project and wanted to tell the public was however mysteriously murdered…conspiracy anyone?
David in Chicago
So God is punishing gay Birds? Or Punishing the people of Arkansas, because Bill Clinton came up with DADT, by killing birds? But wouldn’t this dimwit’s version of God like DADT, so why take it out on Arkansas? God is so confusing. Seems like he should have killed some really colorful flamboyant birds in a gay friendly area…like flamingos in Miami. Now that would have sent a clear message to the hoMOsexUals. Drab, ugly birds dying in Arkansas doesn’t really bother me. If that’s the best God can come up with…