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City On Edge After Man With Giant Black Rubber Dildo Terrorizes The Subways

trainNew York subway riders are reportedly living in fear after a crazed laughing man boarded a subway train and began terrorizing riders with a giant black rubber dildo.

According to Animal New Yorkthe dong-waving man, dressed in a blue sweatsuit, was first spotted on the 2 train last Saturday evening:

An older man of indeterminate ethnic origin boarded the train at Atlantic Avenue; the man seemed “fucked up on some kind of drug,” loose-limbed and sloppy. Some young men sitting next to him began making fun of him. One of the dudes took out his phone to snap a selfie with the older guy. At that point, the old man reached into his bag and pulled out a massive dildo.

Just how massive?

Massive enough to require two hands. It’s estimated the dildo was between 14-16″ long and uncircumcised.

Animal New York continues:

The man then started waving the big black dong around, pointing it at people and pretending to jerk it off. The man also kept standing up and clenching his butt cheeks.

But it gets worse:

Then he really got into it: Every time the train pulled into a station, he’d put the dildo away, sit quietly, let people board, then whip it out and wave it around, startling the new passengers.

One passenger had the good sense to whip out their cellphone and take pictures of the man in action. Here they are:

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Animal New York is now trying to identify the man nicknamed the “Dildo Terrorist.” It is asking anyone who may have any information to please email [email protected].

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