New York subway riders are reportedly living in fear after a crazed laughing man boarded a subway train and began terrorizing riders with a giant black rubber dildo.
According to Animal New York, the dong-waving man, dressed in a blue sweatsuit, was first spotted on the 2 train last Saturday evening:
An older man of indeterminate ethnic origin boarded the train at Atlantic Avenue; the man seemed “fucked up on some kind of drug,” loose-limbed and sloppy. Some young men sitting next to him began making fun of him. One of the dudes took out his phone to snap a selfie with the older guy. At that point, the old man reached into his bag and pulled out a massive dildo.
Just how massive?
Massive enough to require two hands. It’s estimated the dildo was between 14-16″ long and uncircumcised.
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Animal New York continues:
The man then started waving the big black dong around, pointing it at people and pretending to jerk it off. The man also kept standing up and clenching his butt cheeks.
But it gets worse:
Then he really got into it: Every time the train pulled into a station, he’d put the dildo away, sit quietly, let people board, then whip it out and wave it around, startling the new passengers.
One passenger had the good sense to whip out their cellphone and take pictures of the man in action. Here they are:
Animal New York is now trying to identify the man nicknamed the “Dildo Terrorist.” It is asking anyone who may have any information to please email [email protected].
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Ron Freake
Becca Dawn, Coralee Cole, Allan Wilson hahahahahaaaaaa!!!!
Fidel Lee
nahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Trevor McGee
Define “Terrorize.”
Fidel Lee
lol after watching the vid………. it looks unused lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damon Robbins
What is this world coming to !
DarSco
LOLOL that is funny as fxxk! lolol. I take the 2 train to Court St.
Leonard Woodrow
What on earth is terrifying about a nut waving a dildo around? New Yorkers must be a neurotic lot to find this guy “terrorizing”.
mmichael_24
@Leonard Woodrow: I hope you’re being sarcastic.
Calebspapi
@DarSco: I used to work on Court street. You could “terrorize” me anytime you wanted.
1EqualityUSA
Trains do that to people. It happens everyday, all over the world. Trains on streets, unnatural.
Matthew Simpson
Amiee Thompson
Captain Obvious
@mmichael_24: Not sarcastic in the slightest. I’ve seen pics of used condoms tied to the hand rails after two guys got finished banging on a crowded train and much much more…
This is hardly even a big deal. I thought it was a late April Fools post. The train isn’t even crowded so he’s really not even on top of people with it.
Google the real disturbing stuff from train rides and you’ll realize this is absolutely nothing. He wasn’t waving a gun around. People are just drama queens nowadays, especially since they can record anything at anytime so now it’s “OMG SOMETHING HAPPENED IN MY PRESENCE TODAY!!”, In reality without cellphones recording every little thing no one would even care that this happened.
Chad King
Rianne MacInnes watch your back!
onthemark
I’ve seen bigger black dildoes than that on the DC and Philadelphia subways.
Dan Nichols
ROFL that is hilarious
NoCagada
Was he one of the Beastie Boys?
thefrogger
His smile is infectious!
Realitycheck
Why haven’t I heard of this on the news?
Oh yea it is not news worthy………………
mmichael_24
@Captain Obvious: To Mr it’s not called being a drama queen. It’s called not wanting to be disturbed while on a train. It’s funny how most gay people don’t see this as a problem yet they see a preaching preaching on a train as a problem.
Billy Drake
Anthony Ferrara
Kieran
Reminds me of that poem…
Give me your tired, your poor,
your huddled masses and teeming refuse yearning to wave a dildo freely on the subway…
NJjoe
LOL! That dildo works like it’s been worked to death!!
Captain Obvious
@mmichael_24: Clearly you don’t live in the city and have never taken public transportation before if you think this isn’t being a drama queen.
You haven’t even seen the tip of the iceberg. Get back to me when someone takes a dump on a bus in front of you or a bunch of teens(young adults) start beating the hell out of an elderly person for telling them to settle down.
You really have no idea what you’re talking about if you think this is even newsworthy.
This is everyday on public transportation. EVERY FREAKING DAY. Get over it or don’t ever move to the city without a car(and enjoy paying a ton of money to keep that car in traffic all the time so you can have your innocent eyes clean of any filthy antics).
Josh John Brimble
his face doe
mmichael_24
@Captain Obvious: You’re acting like you condone those type of things. People shouldn’t be doing those things on a train. But like I said call me when the gay community doesn’t go into an uproar about a religious person preaching gay hate on a train.