Clay Aiken: Mentally Retarded Hero

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We’ve just gotten word that former American Idol and would-be gay icon Clay Aiken will soon be part of the President’s Committee for People with Intellectual Disabilities.

There’s really too much in there – once we got going, we’d never stop. Not coincidentally, Aiken has a new album coming out: A Thousand Different Ways.

What’s that? A thousand different ways he allows himself to be the butt of a joke? Not here. Not now.

The picture’s enough for us.