The men’s clothing retailer Father & Sons apparently specializes in selling skin-tight semi-formal shirts and shorts for bodybuilders. But while their ultra-form-fitting apparel might seem a perfect fit for some dudes, Facebook commenters are having a field day pointing out that perhaps their tight shirts have gone too far.
The World of Wonder blog pointed out a bevy of hilarious and somewhat mean comments that people have been leaving on the company’s photos. And while we’ve excluded ones that are super body-shaming, some of the others literally made us laugh out loud.
Take this image of a Thor-like model wearing their Super Slim Ultra Stretch Shirt Collection.
Some folks might think that it flatters the model’s bulging biceps and pecs, but Facebook commenters found it a tad too tight. Here’s a sampling of their comments:
“Is it called Father & Sons clothing because the father wears his sons clothes?”
” I mean…this is just mind boggling. If he so much as farts, someone’s losing an eye due to a rogue button turned missile”
“When wearing your sisters shirt makes you think you look cool AF.”
“Ultra stretch? Bloody thing’s been spray painted on”
“When you return to Asgard and realize Loki’s been living it up without you…”
“Do u only do shirts for gay Vikings or can anyone wear them?”
“Do you have that in slim fit?”
“When he farts you’ll see the bubble go up the back of his shirt.”
“Should be Odin & Thors nevermind Father & Sons”
“Wow… Shakira’s looking buff these days.”
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If you like Father & Sons brand of super tight-fitting shirts on superheroic bods, you might enjoy this gallery of their other fashions on bulging male models.
AgainNagain
What’s wrong with wearing nicely fit shirts and pants if you got a great body to show off? I am not crazy about super skinny jeans that look like leggings. They look atrocious.
OzJosh
The point is that they don’t fit nicely. They’re mis-shapen and bunched up in all the wrong places. If a regular sized person wore anything so ill-fitting it would be immediately apparent that it’s weird, but since this is all about showing off muscle mass it slips by as a form of fetish wear. And every bit as atrocious as the stupid skinny jeans that make most guys look like flamingos.
lord.krath
I think it looks great on those that can pull it off. It takes hard work for many to be that fit. Why not show it off? It’s not like we’re in a Victorian or puritan Era, right?
Smith David
Lmao….my two little twin brothers(who are very str8 btw) believes it’s ok for these guys to wear this type of clothing if they’re gay. But as str8 men, they’ll never be caught dead in these tight clothes. Meanwhile, I think they all look extremely gorgeous. Wish I had the body to pull this look off.
Wicked Dickie
Sounds like your “little twin brothers(who are very str8 btw)…” have a little bit of homophobia in them. It’s cool for gay guys, but not straight guys? Makes no sense. Educate them.
LondonBoho
Ha, obviously American. In the UK, this would be the ultimate straight look for the local ‘Jersey Shore’ / reality show wannabe dude – and a not a gay guy look too much.
PinkoOfTheGange
Where is Jimmy Valmer when you need him? Is this an ad or article?
JackKirby
Are men’s Capri pants a thing now? Did I miss a memo?
pavelvega
I need to eat better and head to the gym. The clothes look really nice on them not to bling bling.
andrewl
A good tailored slim fitting shirt on a well built man is a great look. The tight trousers are only for the men that don’t skip leg day at the gym and have wash board abs. Alas as much as I want to be able to wear these it’s a definite no no. I have the opposite of body dysmorphia ie I think I look a lot better then what I do and so when I see photos I am appalled. ?
STAMBOUL
LOL
Doug
The top photo looks kind of ridiculous, but I think all the others look great! I wish I could fit into clothing and look like that!
rodzilla
I hate restrictive clothing so these all LOOK LIKE TORTURE to me. My favorite dress shirts have the sleeves cut off, arm holes enlarged then I cut off the bottom so I don’t need to tuck it in. When I go out I put a cashmere sweater or suit jacket over it & no one’s the wiser. Especially me! (haw!)
just me
Oh the green eyed monster rears its petty little head… if i wore this i’d look like the Michelin man, but with those guys… hey… they can wear paint for all i care…
yes please… guys… wear paint…
DCguy
Most clothes are going to look tight on those guys. I’m kind of surprised the clothing line put them on that tight because the pants are bunching up and look uncomfortable. Go one size up and they’d probably look less ridiculous.
Max
this seems like a clothing company for guys that like to look like a caricature of a man. it’s a fail.
Blackceo
I certainly don’t have a body like that, but as someone whose tailor is a part of my life more than some family members, I get it. With the exception of that first photo of the Viking with the green shirt, the rest of them are actually not bad. I like the hoodies, but those nut huggers gotta go if those guys ever want to have kids.
sweetnovember
I prefer comfort over fashion. One time my tailor make my pants one size smaller and I couldn’t breathe or sit down because the crotch area was too tight. I don’t know how people can wear skinny jeans and able to walk or sit.
draven
I love the clothing line. I’m going to check out the website and buy me a outfit. The straight ppl are mad again because they can’t wear the clothes and mad because some of can and like them. If it was chick fa whatever they would be standing in line for miles to buy a processed chicken sandwich. Go figure.
GymMan456
So they are trying to sell you too small sizes? just go to the gym and see your ordinary clothes end up like these.
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Guarantee those who are hating on these clothes are very much in shape….
because round is definitely considered a shape….
LARRY
and I am ROUND! LMAO….would never work for me but from a pure thirst point of view…wear away if you have that look and I shall admire from the comfort of the sofa. The sofa fits just nicely! LMAO
ShiningSex
IT’S GROSS LOOKING!!! EWWWW!!! TOO MUCH!!!
dwes09
What I don’t understand is the periodic return of jeans with ripped knees and other holes as fashionable. That is gross looking: much more than guys showing off extreme musculature!
scotty
hahaha meatheads and their clothing. always good for a laugh or two. thanks queerty.