You know what? You don’t know how to drink. Thus, a guide to “not looking like an asshole at the bar.” [The Sword]
Cock, Tail.
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Puddy Katz
Pretentious crap. So an Old Fashioned is hard to make. I’m paying and I’ll order what I want and if you can’t make it without an attitude then I can go somewhere else where they will.
I am not drinking that Washington Apple shit this guy is pushing.
Jason
I’ll stick to my Gibson
lil nell
i’m consistently surprised how many gay men insist on ordering things that would be too saccharine for even a co-ed. how many double entendres can you make about a ‘sugar rim’ before you realize you’re the joke of the bar. i stick with the old saw of never ordering anything with more than two ingredients.
seitan-on-a-stick
Hi Chelsea, this is me Vodka! I know that you will sleep with me anyway.