Cock, Tail.

By Andrew Belonsky September 9, 2008 at 4:09pm

You know what? You don’t know how to drink. Thus, a guide to “not looking like an asshole at the bar.” [The Sword]

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4 Comments

Puddy Katz

Pretentious crap. So an Old Fashioned is hard to make. I’m paying and I’ll order what I want and if you can’t make it without an attitude then I can go somewhere else where they will.
I am not drinking that Washington Apple shit this guy is pushing.

September 9, 2008 at 5:09pm
Jason

I’ll stick to my Gibson

September 9, 2008 at 7:09pm
lil nell

i’m consistently surprised how many gay men insist on ordering things that would be too saccharine for even a co-ed. how many double entendres can you make about a ‘sugar rim’ before you realize you’re the joke of the bar. i stick with the old saw of never ordering anything with more than two ingredients.

September 9, 2008 at 8:09pm
seitan-on-a-stick

Hi Chelsea, this is me Vodka! I know that you will sleep with me anyway.

September 10, 2008 at 1:09pm