Cold Bitches II: Ice Queens!

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We love the gays, of course, but not unconditionally. As we established in our beloved – and equally loathed – Cold Bitches, a collection of some evil homo mofos, not all the homos are deserving of praise. In fact, some are downright deplorable. Thus, Cold Bitches II: Ice Queens!

Like all sequels, this one’s got more blood, guts and even more frosty flamers, like porn stars-turned-alleged-killers, Harlow Cuadra and Joseph Kerekes. Find out all about their bitchery – and others’ – after the jump!


[Watch as Cothran describes being seduced by labia loving ladies. The horror!]
Charlene Cothran: Out and proud African-American lesbian. Staunch GLBT activist. Editor-in-Chief of Venus Magazine, a national publication catering to the black queer community community. Once upon a time, Charlene Cothran was an indisputable same-sex loving leader – until that fateful, flip-flopping day when she was, as she says, rescued from a “sinking ship,” found Christ and renounced her lesbianic ways.

Then, as if that’s not cold enough, Cothran lent her voice to the ex-gay movement and encouraged her former comrades to “turn their lives around.” She even gave interviews to such quality new sources as The 700 Club and Christianity Today, yakitty-yakking about exorcising the devil from her life. The kicker? She still doesn’t identify as straight. When asked how she views her sexuality post-“seeing the light,” Cothran told Christianity Today, “I view myself as celibate.” Girl, who do you think you’re fooling?

Larry Craig: We know Larry Craig’s hardly the first – or last – Republican to be caught trolling for dick, but the Idahoan Senator deserves special ridicule for his queenly hypocrisy. Despite being dragged through the mud after his arrest in a Minnesota men’s room, Craig still found time to co-sponsor the recent Senatorial Federal Marriage Amendment, a measure opposed even by fellow Republican politicos like John McCain and Rudy Guiliani! Craig’s sponsorship of this legislation – even after his queer controversy – proves he’s straight up despicable.