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Cole Sprouse eats his meat sensually: “Don’t you kink shame me.”

There are marketing campaigns, and then there’s this.

The very queer-friendly CW show Riverdale is about to become available to steam on Netflix, so one of the stars signed up to seductively eat a hamburger. And that, friends, is just sound and solid logic.

OK, so actually there is a reason here.

The show, centered around the characters of the Archie comic series, has had a notable lack of burgers compared with its source material.

Related: Oh? Former Disney star Cole Sprouse finally goes shirtless on ‘Riverdale’

Sprouse’s character, Jughead, is known in the comics as a particularly vacuum-esqe consumer of the ground meat product.

And that’s about all the reasoning you’re going to get. Satisfied?

The Internet, for one, is definitely satisfied:

Eventually, Cole addressed his apparent “kink”:

Whatever floats your boat, Cole. We support you.

Related: Former Disney star Cole Sprouse to KJ Apa: “Notice me…Daddy.”

h/t Unicorn Booty

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2 Comments

  • Captain Obvious

    Ironically I was always wondering why Jughead was never seen eating a burger and now I just want to unsee it.

  • crowebobby

    I can imagine him actually having sex with someone — male or female and loving getting rimmed — unlike most Disney too-perfect stars who look totally homogenized and antiseptic. He looks like a real person.

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